Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
Alas, dear Maverick, I was neevr really part of the ways of the Lemon. The ways of the Pineapple-Coconut-Rum mixture has always been my shepherd, or whatever.
Pina Colada 
I dont do rum either.
breaks out singing the Pina Colada song
You’re absolutely sure you can withstand one of these?
Uh … No, I’m not gonna try and make that claim!
Ha! I, Onslaught, can withstand ANYTHING! <i>[doesn’t withstand it]</i>
I can. Leomns have no power over me! puts on some goggles in cae someone wants to try that old bit
This may be a loaded question of sorts, I suppose, but how does one acquire an obcession with lemons?
Like this:
Stoker gains Obsession of Lemons x1!
Wait, he said “obcession.”
Oh, right, that’ll work, too.
Stoker gains Obcession of Lemons x1!
The only possible explanation for the obsession of lemons is the dark art of… Lemonmancy! :mwahaha:
And as for who won, I find this situation entirely satisfactory.
God save their lemon-damned souls.
:mwahaha: i just thought of something! remember that saying, “if life give you lemons…” well heres one for people who are allergic to citrus!
“if life gives you lemons, swell up and die”
tastes a lemon and falls over, twitching …no… really I’m okay… twitches Okay, maybe not…
:mwahaha: what about limes?
They are inferior. But if you cannot handle the full force of the Lemon, the Lime is better than nothing.
Wait … so if <i>limes</i> are better than <i>nothing</i> … and <i>nothing</i> is better than <i>lemons</i> …
You don’t want to finish that sentence.