I just realized this would have been a hilarious topic had a RPGChick made it.
As in RPGC Hick or RPG Chick?
Real short. Feels good man.
RPGC Chick. When you take a word and add RPGC to the front of it, the C carries over. Like RPGCali or RPGConfederacy or RPGCherry or RPGCastle.
RPGCanadian 
RPGCrotanks >_>
More like RPGCockmongler
More like RPG SHUT UP! 
Keep it short for as long as you can without looking balding.
RPGCease Thy Tomfoolery
RPGCless Wins!
Take it from someone who started going bald in his thirties: KEEP AS MUCH HAIR AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN. There will always be ways to make it look good.
Lose the flower, though. :hahaha;
I think short would be good… and lose the flower, I don’t really think it suits you. 
Uh, shut up doesn’t start with a c. Unless you’re a fucking commie who can’t spell, in which case it starts with a cx. But it should be a w. Illiterate Pinko.
Bald it… chicks dig the smooth head… it brings good fortune.
It works.
Yeah, it’s way better than before. You remind me of someone I know, but I can’t pinpoint who.
Yikes how old are you? I couldn’t imagine balding at my age and I’m probably not much older if I am older.
You did a good job on cutting it though… I personally think it looks silly to have long hair but balding at the same time. And there are plenty of shredders out there with little to no hair.
you got something on your forehead