Real short for now
If you notice yourself start looking like Costanza, bald up
And then get ripped
And then change your name to Magnus
TRUST me.
Also, you’re not the only one, trust me.
And also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqm_Iq8rFeg This WILL cheer you up. TEEEE-RUST me.
That actually helped, Hades 
I’m thinking bald. Your head looks to have the shape that can pull it off. I have a friend that went from moderately long hair to bald and it looks good. I’m only mentioning it because it looks like you each have simliar head shapes.
I just realized this would have been a hilarious topic had a RPGChick made it.
As in RPGC Hick or RPG Chick?
Real short. Feels good man.
RPGC Chick. When you take a word and add RPGC to the front of it, the C carries over. Like RPGCali or RPGConfederacy or RPGCherry or RPGCastle.
RPGCanadian 
RPGCrotanks >_>
More like RPGCockmongler
More like RPG SHUT UP! 
Keep it short for as long as you can without looking balding.
RPGCease Thy Tomfoolery
RPGCless Wins!
Take it from someone who started going bald in his thirties: KEEP AS MUCH HAIR AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN. There will always be ways to make it look good.
Lose the flower, though. :hahaha;
I think short would be good… and lose the flower, I don’t really think it suits you.
Uh, shut up doesn’t start with a c. Unless you’re a fucking commie who can’t spell, in which case it starts with a cx. But it should be a w. Illiterate Pinko.
Bald it… chicks dig the smooth head… it brings good fortune.
It works.