Easily my newest favorite comedian, Mitch Hedburg. Go onto Kazaa and download his full cd, you won’t regret it. FUCKING COMEDY GOLD!
It’s all completly random, and it’s really obvious that he’s stoned off his ass the whole time. Some great lines:
“On a traffic light, red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go. Well, on a bannana, its the opposite; green means stop, yellow means go, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana?”
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen bannana, I said no, but I want a regular bannana later, so, yea.”
“I got an Ant Farm, them fellas didn’t grow shit.”
“I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long”
“PS is what the alphabet would look like without Q and R”
“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than coachroaches. When I turn off the lights, koala bears scatter. I say hey, slow down, lemme hold you or somethin…lemme feed you a leaf…”
Most of it’s in the deliviery, but I swear, it’s got to be some of the funniest shit ever. Go. Download.
So what are some of you guy’s favorite comedians?