It is so unfair that all the best lines are said while I’m either asleep or at work! Why must you wait until after I’m gone to pull out the really good stuff, especially Chuh’s “At this time, I’d also like to casually mention how great I am in bed. (or something like that)”? This thing had me rolling after a long day, and I seriously needed it.
But really though. Come on. No fair.
Okay, so close this now and turn it into a mod party. It’s rehashing a closed nutso thread, you know you want to do it.