PS4- The first console able to cheer you up when you lose?

Finally any gamers dream will come true: to be married with a console!

Originally posted by Kain
Finally any gamers dream will come true: to be married with a console!

Beware the honeymoon.:kissy:

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Its not in development though, its just speculation. And I personally won’t be satisfied til my console gives me sexual favors.

Originally posted by Tenchimaru_Draconis
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There’s a comic for everything.

Penny Arcade has that knack.

Me: This is great. I can eat oyster crackers and jack off at the same time, because my PS4 doesn’t require any hands on use!

PS4: I require oyster crackers to operate.

Me: What? Man, that’s what you said about my pizza. I thought you were my friend.

PS4: My circuits do not encompass the human peer-bonding dynamic. Give me the oyster crackers, or I will kill you.

Me: Moooomm!!!

I doubt it will happen.
Sony tends to hype up their consoles (Just look at the PS2).

Whenever it can read minds for me and make a quality ham sandwich, I’ll be interested.

Personally I think it’s all a load of bullshit. :mwahaha:

What the PS4 needs is a sammich makah and a ass-scratcha!