Finally any gamers dream will come true: to be married with a console!
Originally posted by Kain
Finally any gamers dream will come true: to be married with a console!
Beware the honeymoon.:kissy:
Its not in development though, its just speculation. And I personally won’t be satisfied til my console gives me sexual favors.
Originally posted by Tenchimaru_Draconis
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There’s a comic for everything.
Penny Arcade has that knack.
Me: This is great. I can eat oyster crackers and jack off at the same time, because my PS4 doesn’t require any hands on use!
PS4: I require oyster crackers to operate.
Me: What? Man, that’s what you said about my pizza. I thought you were my friend.
PS4: My circuits do not encompass the human peer-bonding dynamic. Give me the oyster crackers, or I will kill you.
Me: Moooomm!!!
I doubt it will happen.
Sony tends to hype up their consoles (Just look at the PS2).
Whenever it can read minds for me and make a quality ham sandwich, I’ll be interested.
Personally I think it’s all a load of bullshit. :mwahaha:
What the PS4 needs is a sammich makah and a ass-scratcha!