OK, here it is! A small part of Chapter 6. This is just a small sample of the crazy scenes within…
“But that weasel-face Chester can be such a jerk! He’s so busy arround that damn porn he never pays any attention to me!”
“I would suggest a different approach. Try impressing him.”
Then, Ryu, Mega Man, Mint and Arche stared at Magus as if he had just said something weird, and he was very embarassed.
“Well, Magus, I never expected you to be giving that kind of tips… hehehe!”
Lise and Kevin were standing next to them and decided to join the conversation.
“Don’t worry, Arche. We’re going to help you make a few adjustments that will knock Chester off his feet!”
“What’s so funny?”
“Kevin… what are you up to?”
“Me just thinking how Arche look with hairdo like yours…”
Then, everyone else started thinking about the same thing, and they all started laughing. Lise blushed and stared at Kevin.
“Are you saying there’s something wrong with my hairdo?”
“Huh? No,no,no,no,no. What gave you that idea?”
“I wonder how you’d look with this kind of hairdo…”
“The horror! THE HORROR!”
“How do you think Kevin would look with a little ponytail? Hehehehehe…”
“Me no like where this conversation going…”
“By the way, Magus, I just remembered. Those creatures at the Sky Ruins were nothing more than statues. Maybe you should get
a pair of glasses.”
Then everyone started thinking how Magus would look with glasses, and soon they were rolling on the floor, laughing like mad.
“And how would Hawk look in a tutu?”
Hawk almost choked just by thinking about it. After a few seconds, the darted an answer.
“And how’d you look with a pink apron and wearing a towel on your head?”
Everyone started banging their fists on the floor, laughing until they couldn’t breathe properly.
“And what if Sabin was to wear a full ballet dress?”
Everyone started suffering uncontrolable spasms as they laughed away. Sabin found the thought repugnant and devised a
"And how would Setzer look dressed as Count Dracula, with fake blood dripping from his mouth and weird huge fish-like eyes,
posing for a camera with his hair dripping gel, his tongue hanging and a huge hole in his pants, or better yet, with a
gorilla mask and that horrible brown coat he wears on special ocasions, full of moth balls and with weird stains all over,
complete with a red ribbon saying ‘Mr. Armageddon Suit Infinity’?"
That was too much. Everyone rolled around, laughing to the point of no return. Havoc started banging his head on the
lightpost and screaming.
“MEDIC! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Soldier down! Hahahahahaha!”
Samus burst into hysterical laughter as the crazy combos went on and on.