[POLL:] Who is The Real Kaiser

A challenge/poll brought on by this PM chain:

Private Message: Kaiser
12-18-2005, 06:24 PM
KaiserBasara

I’m the Kaiser

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Private Message: KaiserBasara
12-18-2005, 10:02 PM
Kaiser

Originally Posted by KaiserBasara
I’m the Kaiser

Nuh-uh, I am. And I’ll prove it, too.

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So I’m taking it to the polls, to the people, to YOU people, to settle this dispute once and for all. WHO IS THE TRUE KAISER? Me, or Basara?

EDIT: Or naked lesbian [die Kaiserinen] twins

I don’t even know if it was worth your time writing in Barasa’s name. :stuck_out_tongue:

:kissy:

Your the True Kaiser…King of Kings. One Kaiser to Rule them all…and to bind them in the darkness. Kaiser Wilheim has nothing on you!

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Kaiser please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Kaiser please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here…

Y’all act like you never seen a Prussian King before
Jaws all on the floor like Nul, like SG just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Kalia-sel said… nothing you idiots!
Kalia-sel’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!
Feminist women love DerKaiser
“DerKaiser, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for BigNut to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals…” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I’m the Kaiser, yes I’m the real Kaiser
All you other Basaras are just imitating
So won’t the real DerKaiser please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I’m the Kaiser, yes I’m the real Kaiser
All you other Basaras are just imitating
So won’t the real DerKaiser please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Wilfredo don’t gotta cuss in his posts to sell his ideas;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Posty?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Kai, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to another queer?
Shit, Evangelion better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Hades and BM the worst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on RPGC
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Trill, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave DerKaiser VD
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I’m the Kaiser, yes I’m the real Kaiser
All you other Basaras are just imitating
So won’t the real DerKaiser please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it
I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a DerKaiser lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fuck!”
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Kaiser please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I’m the Kaiser, yes I’m the real Kaiser
All you other Basaras are just imitating
So won’t the real DerKaiser please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I’m the Kaiser, yes I’m the real Kaiser
All you other Basaras are just imitating
So won’t the real DerKaiser please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Guess there’s some of Kaiser in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up

…aptly put, 984. Original Kaiser FTW.

Edit: Also Kaiser doesn’t have 2 locked threads in the main forum kthx.

As there is no Wilhelm ticket, I vote for Von Almassy as the One True Kaiser.

I still think Kaiser is actually a brand of beer here.

And I really thought the two guys were the same.

KaiserBasara more like KalamerBasara

KB is be ing quite rude.

This is a rather stupid question. Serious.

Yeah.

That’s whats makes it FUNNY.

Der Kaiser Von Almasy, Lord of the Zing~!

:smiley:

And 984 wins.

VonAlmasy forever, yo.

You’re DerKaiser, he’s merely KaiserBasara.

SG is female?

984, you took way too much time on that song.

Then I guess I’m the Basara

No, you’re the moron.

Don’t you just love it when internet people try to be clever?

No, not really. We love it when they actually are.

I vote for Kaiser. I won’t say which one.