Poll: Dating

  1. Do you mean dating as in have a girlfriend, or play the dating pool game? When I hear ‘dating’ I think of the second one, so to that, I’ll say ‘not any longer.’

  2. Well, yeah. :stuck_out_tongue:

  3. Does it matter? :stuck_out_tongue: Normally guys have to take the initiative, but in the past, when girls asked me out, I wasn’t all like “HOW DARE YOU” :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Are you dating?
    No

  2. Have you ever?
    No

  3. Would you be the person who asks, or recieves the question?
    Recive the question.

  1. nope

  2. Once upon a time…

  3. Preference for recieving, but asking may be the route I’d take.

Oh, and a final note, when you find yourself noticing a cute guy/girl and they look back at you. Don’t look away like you were just gazing by. They know better. Smile back, you’ll probably get a very possitive response. I used to play the “Oh I didnt look at you” bullshit game as a kid, and girls (that I’ve encountered) end up thinking, “Oh, ok, he’s a pussy who wont look at me, let alone talk to me. I’ll find a real man.”

So while some may think it gives them that “Oooh I am so kewl to be looking away” attitude, think again.

Thats what I’ve learned at least. And it works, in Washington that is.

THANKS MR FUCKING DON JUAN. I’LL BET YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND ONLY DATED YOU BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT A 4 INCH PENIS WAS REALLY HUGE. BUT THEN I’LL BET SHE FOUND THIS PORN OR SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET, CAUSE THERES LIKE A TON OF THAT STUFF OUT THERE (HEY PM ME IF U WANT SOME GOOD SITES I GOT LOTS PLUS PASSSSSSES AND HAX 4 ALL THE MAJOR ONES) AND OH BOY I’LL BET SHE LEARNED HER LESSON FAST. MAN I’LL BET YOUR LITTLE BROTHER PROBABLY TOLD YOU THAT ADVICE CUZ THERES NO WAY IN HELL U EVER LEARNED THAT ILL BET YOU PROBABLY DFID THE SAME THING BUT U GOT LUCKY CUZ UR GIRLFRIEND THOUGHT THAT U WERE LIKE BEING COY OR SOMETHING BUT IN ACTUALITY U WERE THINKING ABOUT TERR A HAVEING SEX WITH LIKE A CHOCOBO CUZ U SAW IT ON A HENTAI SITE AND U WERE LIKE 14 AND U HAD SAW UR MOM HAVING SEX WITRH UR POOR DOG (OMG U PROBABLY EVEN TOUCHED THAT DOG URSELF U SICKO) AND U THOUGHT IT WAS TOTALLY THE COOLEST THING OUT THERE. PLUS U WERE PROBABLY ALL LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO WENT “OMG WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS GO FOR THE BAD GUYS INSTEAD OF NICE GUYS LIKE ME I’LL BET I’D TREAT THEM RIGHT” BUT U KNOW WHAT GIRLS DONT LIKE UR PANSY ASS BECAUSE U ARENT A CHALLENGE AND U LET THEM WALK RIGHT OVER U. U ONLY LAST 3 YEARS WITH UR GIRLFRIEND CAUSE ILL BET SHE DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER EITHER. SHE WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE LIKE CRAZY ASS 300 POUND GIRLS IN PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS YEAH U KNOW THE KIND I’M TALKING ABOUT THE ONES WITH NO SELF ESTEEM AND U PROBABLY SAID HI TO HER ONE DAY AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN TOTALLY USE THIS LAMEASS GUY FOR THE REST OF HIGH SCHOOL SO U DID AND WHEN U TRIED TO PUT UR FINGER DOWN HER PANTS SHE WAS ALL LIKE "NUH UH BOY I’M SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE
" MAN WHAT’S UP WITH THAT SHIT ANYWAY. SAVING THEMSELVES TIL MARRIAGE. U KNOW THEY’RE ALL LIKE FINGERING THEMSELVES TO FUCKIN JOHNNY DEPP HAVING SEX WITH PIRATE WOMEN FROM THE BAHAMAS TRINAGEL BUT WAIT I FORGOT THIS ISN’T ABOUT THEM IT’S ABOUT YOU BUT I GUESS IN AWAY IT’S ABOUT EVERYONE. BUT ANYWAY YOU PROBABLY THINK THE SAME THING BUT ITS JUST AN EXCUSE TO NOT MAKE A MOVE OR LIKE FUCKIN CONVINVE HER OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. WHATS WITH THE WAY YOU GOTTA BE ALL LIKE “OH BY THE WAY I WENT OUT WITH A GIRL FOR 3 YEARS” LIKE THE FUCKIN POLL WASN’T ASKING YOU HOW LONG YOU WENT WITH YOUR STUIPIUD ASS GIRLFRIEND NOBODY FUCKING CARES. WHY YOU GOTTA BE BRINING ALL THAT OUTSIDE SHIT INTO THE CONVERSATION ANYWAY. WHY CANT YOU JUST ANSWER THE GOD DAMNED QUESTION MAN. WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL THINKIN UR BETTER THAN THE REST OF US BECAUSE OOOOOOH U FUCKIN DATED A GIRL FOR 3 YEARS. WELL I THINK I ALREADY PROVED THAT THE ONLY REASON THAT HAPPENED WAS CUZ SHE WAS FUCKIN USIN UR LAME ASS, AND BAM OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL, SHE DROPPED 150 POUNDS, STARTED STUDYING LAW, AND NOW SHE’S FUCKIN MAKING 6 FIGURES WHILE UR STUDYIN HOW TO DRAW LITTLE VIDEO GAME FIGURES. MAN I’LL BET U FEEL STUPID NOW. QED BITCH, AS THEY SAY IN THE VERNACULAR. FUCK UVE BEEN WITH WHAT, 2 WOMEN YOUR WHOLE LIFE? WHO THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE ALL UP IN OUR SHIT TELLIN US HOW TO BE MACKIN IT WITH THE LADIES. UR TO BUSY FUCKIN RUBBIN THE WHIP MARKS ON UR ABUSED LITTLE ASSHOLE TO EVEN NOTICE IF SOME CHICK WAS STARING AT U. U PROBLY SAW SOME RAP VIDEO ON MTV OR SOMETHIN N’ NOW U THINK UR ALL FUCKIN MACK DADDY G. MY SKIM MILK IS BLACKER THAN U R. SO STOP FUCKIN PRETENDIN. GET A GRIP.

Hells yeah, but in my case it’s romz

  1. nope, not for about 4 years now

  2. yes, when i was still in high school

  3. ummmm…what was that again…oh yeah, that. I don’t see an opportunity to take the initiative or be the one waiting for a call to come to me anytime in the foreseeable future.