Pointless news thread!!!!!!!!!111!!1

Yeah its not true and true at the same time.

Wee, theOnion.
It’s all true! And it’s a very ineffective method.

A little exaggerated, but it has some truth to it.

I must say, the teh 0ni0n 0wnz j00.

What are you talking about the onion not having true news stories?!?!?!