http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4020&n=1
Yeah its not true and true at the same time.
Wee, theOnion.
It’s all true! And it’s a very ineffective method.
A little exaggerated, but it has some truth to it.
I must say, the teh 0ni0n 0wnz j00.
What are you talking about the onion not having true news stories?!?!?!