You do anyway 
Welcome, Aegis. I’m Wilfredo Martinez, but you may call me WM or Wil. Oldest guy here, but don’t worry, I act like a kid. 8P I’m available for fan fiction, advice, and lame jokes.
Only advice you need here: NEVER take anyone seriously, except the Moderators (see the appropiate listing, uh, elsewhere in the site.) The rest may be safely ignored.
:hint: -(The sign says: Welcome Aegis.)
If you see Kill Bill you’ll see what I mean. 
Aegis, assimilated is what the Borg from Star Trek do to people. It’s just a bit of a, really lame to be fair, joke. But welcome. I’d offer you a sweet but since you can make them out of thin air…
Nice to meet you. hands you a blue balloon Enjoy ^^
:hint:-(The sign says: You suck.)
MISter … um … V.F.D.erson! Surprised to see me?
Hi, I’m Yar. This is the welcoming committee. Actually, hell with that, let’s just skip to Sinistar.
i know i have already welcomed you but i really want to use this sprite.
mr. smiley welcomes you by throwing you a welcome party.
you should thank him normaly he waves at you and smiles. :moogle:
You’re a loonie.
Y’know, after Boogiepop Phantom, I can’t see mysef accepting ballons from strange children anymore…
… also your avatar is very, very wrong- though I am sure many people here are pleased with it.
:kissy:
I know I am! 
I’ll give ya some more [STRIKE]pointless[/STRIKE] advice, Aegis V.F.D. Keep the noise down while you’re here. Some people are trying to sleep.
:boring: :boring: :boring:
Like those three.
<b><u><i>OH MY GOD! That like, gestures toward his brain TOTALLY BLOWS MY MIND! OH MY GOD, THE WIT!!! HOLY SHIT, YOU’RE SO WITTY AND SMART, GOD I’D NEVER THINK OF MAKING A POST LIKE THAT! YOU’RE BRILLIANT!!!</b></u></i>
Is that what you all expect people to say after you make stupid posts like this? Because you’re not gonna get any praise for being so typically unoriginal and bland. Just say hi and get out of the thread. You are the junk of forums.
Just as long as you don’t expect any praise either, Hades.
Hi and welcome to the RPGC, Aegis.
How rude! Hades that is totaly uncalled for. And atleast my welcome, is more interesting than a simple “HI”.
And for your information, I have never expected praise from anyone. Not even from myself.
SEE!? Now you’re trying to sound noble or something! You people are so pretentious! giggles
Hi.
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Welcome to RPGC and enjoy your stay.