Pixie stick...

Okay, so I got a pixie stick in the mail this morning…

Did you eat it?

No, I set it on fire actually.

I’d probably eat it.

i’d set it on fire

BURN IT!!! * burn a pixie stick* Now what?

So… who sent you it?

BURN IT!!! * burn a pixie stick* Now what?

So… who sent you it?

Some dumbass paperboy.

Glare at it, burn it, then throw it away.

I’d glare at it and figure out what flavor it is, then taste it. Then burn it… with a blowtroarch…
BURN!!!

ALL SHERBET BUT BURN!

  • randomly starts burning stuff*
    So why did a stupid paper boy give you a pixie stick?

Probably was eatin’ it then posted it to be a fuckhole.

I’d probably burn it too.

So did you…

Stare at it then burn it…

or scream,

OMGWTF is this doing in my mailbox!! ( or something to that effect))

i like accidently automatically clicked this thread really fast because it said pixie in it. =\

So you must like pixie sticks…

Or he might really like the band.

Theres a band?? O_o;;