OMG OMG…
So what’s next… a presidential campaign run on bottles of ketchup?
God i’m glad i’ve got nothing to do with this country
Nice. Today, ketchup, tommorrow, THE WORLD!
From the FAQ:
What does the “W” stand for?
The “W” stands for “Washington”.
Haha. . .
Suuuure it does. >>;
To go with the “freedom” fries, keep your damn politics off my food you scumwads.
Why not just go the whole way and call Sauerkraut ‘Liberty Cabbage’ like they were gonna do in WW1?
This is why I’m glad to be a Canadian. No pointless, redundant patriotic foodstuffs to get in the way of my consumerism.
No need for W ketchup. If you don’t like Theresa Heinz Kerry (Heinz Ketchup people), you could always buy Hunts. It’s stupid, yes, but I’m not sure if she still even gets money from the Heinz company.
It’s made of George Washingtons?
I only buy liberterian party ketchup, which is served from a shotgun
I think I’m going to cry.
It’s <i>three dollars per bottle</i> and even their cheapest package comes down to over a dollar per bottle! What are they thinking!
You know what if i ever see that crap in the supermarket I’m gonna take care of each and every bottle Gallagher style!
The Ketchup Communist story.
http://recoilhumor.tripod.com/archives/issue016/ketchup.html
That guy is a total wimp 
He should have demanded to see the manager for this shit. You don’t go home, write a COOL AND WITTY story about how Rasputin the Communist held up your ketchup, because you were “in shock!!!”.
Here’s another one kinda like that, Zero: <a href=http://www.starspangledicecream.com/flavors.htm>Star Spangled Ice Cream</a>
CHOC AND AWE!
Yeah! Fuckin’ democrats! Pass the W Ketchup!
Hey bitch, sit your naked ass down and have your ketchup in peace.
You’d think they’d be done hitting new low standards by now. My eyes hurt. >.<