Uwe Boll has announced that he will quit making movies with one million petition signatures. I won’t hold my breath, but with any luck, he’ll quit the film business and take up working for Roto-rooter, since crap seems to be his specialty.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/06/uwe-boll-will-quit-making-movies-with-one-million-signatures/
Ha, almost 10% of the needed sigs is in.
Signed. 
Let’s hope this doesn’t turn into another “I’ll stop drawing Megatokyo if people make porn of it” …
I meant to post this a day or two ago, but I got lazy 
Signed.
Signed, but odds are that this is just another publicity stunt.
We can;t take that chance, I say.
I feel sorry for this guy 
I’m of the opinion Uwe Boll is a dadaist genius laughing at the increasing tirade against him as he continues to mock their culture with his completely straight-faced satires. When that doesn’t amuse him enough, he beats the living shit out of them.
In short, I’m not signing. I love Uwe Boll movies in the same way I love Paul Verhoeven movies.
His movies are subsidised by the German government, so it may be a large-scale social experiment. Not so large-scale of course, as not many people watch his movies, but you can’t have it all.
What an awful idea. I love bad movies. Think of what the world would be like if there was no material for MST3K.
Personally, I jsut hate the guy and how he says he is, and I quote, “The only fucking genius in the business.” His own words.
[STRIKE]Whats wrong with his movies? I like them.[/STRIKE] God, signed!
Like Val said, the man himself has decided to make a comment.
Some swearing involved, and don’t drink anything while you watch. Trust me.
“Come on! What’s Mozart? A nobody, that’s what. I’m better than him” - Karvelas, Greek songwriter. His lyrics are in a class of their own though.
Oh yeah. It’s gonna turn into another Megatokyo-vs-porn.
Hahahahahaha this is awesome.
Eh, Blizzard can tell their head from their ass. They could even reply to him with a Warcraft quote: “Don’t waste my time”
I once heard Someplace On The Internet that Hideo Kojima has threatened to shoot Uwe Boll if he even approaches 'em about a MGS movie.
I can understand that. I mean, I would. He said he wanted to make a game that would hurt players, not a movie.