One Piece is telling CHILDREN to become criminals.

I mean just look at the chapter covers. Every single bad guy who got beat up is, eventually, thriving and becoming more powerful! If that isn’t a message saying ‘Crime pays, kids!’ then I’ll eat [strike]ClothHat[/strike] my hat!

BLASPHEMER

THAT IS IMPUDENCE! YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME!

THOU SPEAKETH BLASPHEMY TOWARDS YON HOLY MANGA OF ONE PIECE!

Idiot!
It’s teaching them to become pirates not criminals!

drink up me mateys yo ho

do you even have kids yet?