Please be careful for Ninja attacks.
Thanks for the advice. I’ ll watch out…lol.
That’s a crock. Everyone knows that this guy was just speeding through a designated and marked Ninja crossing area.
If he’s speeding, maybe the ninjas will simply bounce off the car? That is, if it’s actually possible to move fast enough to outspeed a ninja.
Yes, but Ninjas are Japan’s national bird, and we all know about birds and glass barriers.
The flightless ones get run over by trucks a lot too. We don’t see much of them, though, as their fellows soon start using their corpses as shurikens.
Man, I should do that with some friends.
That is, dress up as ninjas, and assault passers-by.
It’s proven: in Japan it rains ninjas instead of dogs and cats!
Zero, you forget one thing. If a ninja decides to attack you, you’re fucked. Doesn’t matter if you watch out for them or not. YOU WILL DIE.