Ok. Fine.

(Dragon_Tear) I wanna make a long thread
(Dragon_Tear) I never made a really, really long thread
(Dragon_Tear) and everyone said “OMG DT ur so rite lol”
(Tenchimaru_Draconis) DT, make a really huge thread
(Tenchimaru_Draconis) About why kittens rock

So now I’m making one. And if you have any problems with that, BITE ME. Haw.
So yeah, kittens rock, because

1.) They’re cute and fluffy and everybody loves them, and if you dont love them you’re uncool. <3
2.) Zepp has them in his sig.

So thats reason enough to love them, got it? They rock. Literally. And then besides, if you’re bored and dont have anything to play with cause the internet is down, you can get kittens and play ball with them cause they’re so cuuuuuute =^^= And if you dont have a ball to play with your friends, you can take a kitten as a ball, cause they curl up too ^^ Unfortunately, you run out of them quickly. That’s why the French went on to playing boule. Boule thingies are made of steel.
The French are stupid, I think. Because you could have both. Steel and kittens- ^^Steelkittens! EDIT: there once was a link here which was removed on, uhm, “request” (grumbles over porn rule)

Then again, they also eat everything that moves. weird country, I tell you. I bet they don’t even know how to prepare cats properly…I can’t blame them, it’s very difficult. Since I’ve been living here in China for a while now, I learned it though, so in case you wanna try something, just ask me ^^ It’s not easy. Or you could just use a guide, you can’t make much wrong.
Hmmm, what else…
Oh yeah, kittens are celebrity ^^ Some of you might know her: http://www.sanrio.co.jp/english/welcome.html Even poems are dedicated to her! Isnt that cute? ^^ And their depth and plot just stun me.
But back to cat food: you better not have too much wine with them or you might get a hangover.
But dont have English wine, because a) it sucks and doesnt taste good and b) the english are mean and selling their cats over the net. http://www.kittens-for-sale.co.uk/
If you’d rather feed your cat than being fed by it though, you might want to make the food by yourself to make sure your kitty just gets healthy stuff. http://www.pet-grub.com/
I want chicken, I want liver… =^^= You could also just give them pixi stix. Some cats seem to enjoy them a lot… <_<

Did you know that the goddess Artemis was said to turn into a cat sometimes? There are so many myths involving cats (and kittens ^^), it’s just amazing.
That was DT’s random kitten showdown. Now you know everything you never wanted to know about cats. Thanks to TD for encouraging me to make this thread.


Menchii are vaguely kitten-like, and we all know what happens to them! YAAAAR!! chomp

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Bye DT.

Tune in next time for DT-on-LSD theatre!

bites you


I hate cats.

I like catgirls

Kitties! Yay!
puts on a kitty hairband and gives DT one and Flint one

Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. Meow. Kitties are nice, and so cute. They bring out the best in people.

Nya, I like kitties! They’re so cute an’ snuggly! I’d know!

There were some cute kittens next door, but they are almost grown up now.:too bad;

I love cats. I have two of my own, actually. There’s pics of them on the picture posting thread, if you haven’t seen them already. So cuuute!

Originally posted by Mabatsekker
I like catgirls

Kizna aye
Merle nay.

I think DT is a day or four behind on her sleep cycle :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Mabatsekker
I like catgirls

Kittens are incredibly cute!

-puts on a pair of kitty ears- =^__________^=

I like cats. :slight_smile:

Originally posted by Steve
I hate cats.

What he said.

Cats are lovely, and they got claws with which to kill puppies and dogs.

Dogs are icky, and bite and bark at me.