Oh the craziness!

Last night I went out with the guys I work with and we went to the Irvine Spectrum for some fun. Since I don’t drink, they wanted me to drink at least once. Since I know nothing about drinks I let the order them for me. I had one long island and I was acting like a fool. I was drumming a bunch, dancing to all music that came on, spinning around. Doing stupid things with my food (like zooming in and out of it, twirling while eating it, eating my burger like an animal). I bugged the fuck out of them. However, I sobbered up very fast and was good in a bout a halfhour to an hour. I was much louder than usual, gave every buddy a thumbs up…repeatedly. It was fun and I was happy. I was very very very VERY energetic. I couldn’t stop moving. Even when I was peeing I danced (I didn’t hit myself either). After sobbering up we went to a bar and they bought a cider, I got drunk off that too, but only for 15-30 minutes. The funny thing is that I was completely concious of what I was doing and couldn’t stop. I literally said whatever was on my mind. I still danced around a lot too. Then after I sobbered up I was good until this morning were it just hit me again for no apparent reason. I became very happy and energetic and talked a bunch. My boss got a good laugh. Then I sobbered up fast. That was fun, but I probably won’t really drink again.

I’m having trouble with the dancing whilst peeing thing. Is this some sort of skill? I know I couldn’t attempt such a thing.

If I were ever drunk I’d probably act just like that. Now that I know, I’ll never get drunk.

Yeah, it is strange, I tried doing some of the things that I did last night jsut for the hell of it and it wore me out fast and I didn’t do it nearly as well.

I had a shot of canadian whisky this summer. Didn’t get buzzed.

Originally posted by Evangelion
I’m having trouble with the dancing whilst peeing thing. Is this some sort of skill? I know I couldn’t attempt such a thing.

It’s the “be born male” skill :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s not skill, just a man thing.

Nick: I hope you didn’t feel any pain ‘there’ when you woke up.

Excuuuuse me for not having a wang and therefore not understanding ;_; sounds messy anyways.

You usually get the toilet pissed all over, but you only hit yourself when your dance includes jumping up and down. Or shaking your waist. Or both.

Never gotten drunk, so I don’t know how I’d react to a bit. I’d probably pretty hyper and energetic as well.

Originally posted by Sinistral
I had a shot of canadian whisky this summer. Didn’t get buzzed.

Only one shot? Of Canadian whisky? Man… :stuck_out_tongue:

Getting drunk is pretty fun, but uh, I don’t really act like an idiot that much. I mean, I act like an idiot, sure, but I don’t like spin around and shit. Jeeze. :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Sinistral
I had a shot of canadian whisky this summer. Didn’t get buzzed.
Yeah, but you were born in Canada. Any American who does that will die of consuming too much alcohol, what with their 0.001% lagers and shit.

I haven’t been drunk a lot, and when I have been I become asocial and kick at people.

Luckily, my kidneys are overactive so it’s pretty difficult to get me drunk. I think it’s illegal to kick people. Silly laws.

Underage. Dont plan on getting wasted. Cept when I turn 21. :yipee:

Guess where I live? In the place where alcoholism might be a frickin national disease!

…And I don’t drink. Maybe when I turn 18. Maybe. and probably never after. seen a few sad cases of: “TODAY… WE… SHALL NOT… VOM…BLRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! …IT… SHH… BLOARGHHAAAAAAHHHH!!!

And the sad part? Almost weekly someone I know goes drinking. Several go, in fact. Some say they hold a pause. “Nah, just kidding!” Right. But during the half-sober part, I’m having fun. During the “Escort them home”-part, not so fun.

I would see what happened to me when i got drunk, except i cant, because i dont have access to beer…and because im such a small person i would probably pass out right after i drank it…

I rarely touch the stuff… sometimes sip from another guys bottle.