Over the past year, you have graciously went about your business cautiously under Uriel Alert level of Tutti Fruity. During this time, you have withstood and stupported new procedures to ensure our safety, such as the RPGCLASSICS Act. We here at the Department of Website Security are greatful for your sacrifice in the fight on Uriels everywhere. Fortunately, there has been a decrease in chatter over Uriel communication networks. Therefore, we are downgrading the Uriel Alert status from its previous level of Tutti Fruity Alert, a Severe Risk of Uriel Attacks, to Yellow Dog Democrat Alert, a High Risk of Uriel Attacks.
This lowering, however, does not mean that one can no longer be on one’s guard. The forces of evil are still out there, and they still hate our oligarchy. Until we can reach the hearts and minds, or just plain kill 'em, of Uriels everywhere, our site will never be truly safe. However, we will remain on our guard, ever vigilant. We shall ensure the forces of light colors defeat the forces of dark colors, by any means necessary. But our site shall persevere.
Please, go about your forum business as usual. If we cannot post in peace, then the Uriels have already won. For any questions, please consult your handy dandy Website Security graph.
While we have decided to lower the alert status, new information regarding Uriel attacks has led us to adopt new security practices. As a result of this your private messages may now be monitored. This should not prove difficult for our law abiding posters, as we have no reason to read your PMs if you’re not doing anything wrong.
It went down before, yes. However, it was later raised again due to Uriel threat alerts received. Since that time, we’ve been on Tutti Fruity Alert until I had received enough information to lower it again.
Hmmm why does this seem so familier? oh now I remember the Espionage act, and the Sedition act .
I don’t know if I ever knew him
