Anyone out there got an electric guitar or anything? Cuz I’ve got something kinda weird I want.
Step 1: Play the lowest note on it you can get. Sustain it for about two seconds. Like so. Record this on your computer. (WAV or MP3 format preferred.)
Step 2: Go four notes above that, like, half an ocative. Like so. Record that in a different file from previous.
Step 3: Go three notes above that, an ocative above the one two steps ago. Like so. Record – again – on a different file from previous.
Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 (with different files, of course. And number 'em in order) until you reach, like, the highest note you can.
Step 5: Send it to me.
Having done this, I may have something awesome to listen to eventually. Or maybe something that just sounds awful. Who knows? Only time will tell. And stuff.