It’s incomplete, but it here the first (And slower) half of this chapter.
Nutter’s Rendezvous: Big Nutter Vs Yar Kammer
[i]- This is based on Faetan’s Rendezvous. In addition to several RPGC Members, I have included Several ‘Message boarders’. The People on Yar’s sphere are used in his introduction for Yar’s Newbie welcoming Post. (Tenchimaru Draconis )
- One of my secondary characters has a thing about farts, if you are disgusted by them don’t read on.[/i]
Chaper 1 - Introductions
He placed his staff on his back, the staff stuck there without anything holding up on his red cloak. He pull a piece of parchment out his pocket, it was a map, He looked at and then looked up. “Yup, This is the right place, I see if I a place, it’s getting dark” he said, and then walked to the building in front of him. He tried to open the door by pulling it.
“It opens the other way,” commented a man with several keys from a piano in green hair and a dusty purple cloak. He then realised something, he spun and kicked the air, “Hey, I haven’t seen you around here, I’m Merlin. This area is controlled by a council, with three people controlling them, I’m one of the three.”
“Big Nutter’s the Name, Nutter for short. Kinda like a boss, eh? I’d better not upset you then.” Replied the red cloaked Man,as they both walked in the building, after opening the door by pushing it.
The building they had entered was in fact a pub. In the opposite corner (And under the stairs) to the door was a Man polishing his sword. Inscribed on the blade was some lettering which roughly translated to, “Blade of the Ice Queen: Shiva” He noticed the new arrivals. He made gestured which could mean “Hi, see you later,” to Merlin, and walked to Nutter. He introduced himself as Yar Kammer,and gave Nutter sphere.
A sphere was device that produced sound, a moving image or both. They came in several sizes, the one Yar had given Nutter, was about a size of a tennis ball
Merlin went to a table with a bloke dressed as Japanese school girl. This left Nutter alone he bought a drink, he then sat at an empty table near a window by the exit and played the sphere. Yar appeared on it and with dodgy lip sync said, “Welcome Newbie, I’d though I’d better introduce you to a few of my friends, first Agent Smith (or a dozen of him)”
The sphere flash, the image was replaced with several identical suited men, He said, “Welcome, Mr. Anderson to your HELL! Yes, You do see Me Me Me”
There was a scream of “NOO!” with no person on the sphere, Agent Smith was pushed away by a Mexican wrestler, wearing a red mask. The Owner of the “NOO!” was the wrestler, and welcomed Nutter to www.imastupidmoronwhocantremeberhislines.com and called himself Strong Bad.
Nutter Had met him before after Tinkerbell (A friend of Nutter, not that you need to know) had lost her duck, Strong Bad didn’t like the duck. The duck on the other had a ‘thing’ for Strong Bad.
The sphere flashed again, this time a smart but young lady with cat ears and Blue hair appeared on the sphere in the back ground Strong Bad and several Agent Smith were fighting , she said, “Yar, are you sure about this, and is it always…” Nutter paused the sphere, because he could feel some one breathing down his neck, or was it purring?
“Hey, Starstorm! No reading incomplete Fan Fic’s before Weilla say so,” yelled a man with purple hair, at the bar holding drinks for three.
“Sorry, TD!” replied the person behind Nutter, he was Starstorm, “She’s so cute,” The Starstorm and the purple Hair Man, whom Nutter presumed to be TD, sat with a girl with long and curly brown hair.
The girl started to tell Starstorm off, “I told you can’t just sneak in to fan-fic about the RPGC at certain points without them knowing.”
Yar mentioned something about the fourth wall. Starstrom was slow with apology and called the girl Wellia.
“Where was I?” Nutter asked himself, as he turned on the sphere again. Blue haired Lady “…like this” Then the sphere flashed ‘Fin’ then turned it self off.
Nutter had seen the Blue haired lady before. “Two-Kay!” Nutter blurted. “At least I know she’s safe.” He called the Girl Two-Kay because her name is Windows 2000, “2k” or “Two-kay” nicknames she liked.
Nutter drunk his drink and by the time he had almost finished his third drink, when he had to go. The Toilets and a piano where on the floor above,. On route back to his seat, by the piano, he man Nutter identified as TD walks past. On his arm was tattooed a pink horse below a dragon. TD’s arm band was covering the lower part of the horse.
“P-p-pink Horsey!?” sputtered Nutter.
“Pink Horse?” asked TD, the realised that his armband slipped, “Don’t tell any one you saw…”
Suddenly a noise that could only be described as a cross between Foghorn and a Fart, followed by the noise of a piano falling though the floor. TD cursed in Dutch. Nutter knew a little Dutch, especially that Curse word.
“Aye, he is!” Nutter added to TD comment,“I caught him doing it.”
“I was not expecting that, could someone help me?” yelled Merlin, who just had the Piano fall on him.
Whist several people were getting Merlin from under the piano, The door bust open, and a man with green hair and a black cloak, asked “Did I Do that?” referring to the fallen piano.
“If I was you, WindyTWIT, I would Run, you’ve just flattened the Mayor,” said Nutter.
“Nutter, you did told me to cut back,” said WindyTWIT, “But I’ll be saying, Goodbye” With that he ran out of the town.
Soon as Merlin got up, Yar sneaked out and followed WindyTWIT. Several People (but not TD) brushed Merlin down. Seconds later the door flew open with a Goose stepping Nazi officer, yelling “Eins, Zwei,” as he marched, following was a man in a suit of armour and goggles with a green band.
“I see that Sin couldn’t convince Charlemagne to ditch the Nazi look, Tenchimaru” said Starstorm as TD left the Johns.
Nutter walked past Sinistal to get to the exit, several people commented how good his hair looked, in Al-Bhed. Nutter left the Pub after getting his staff. He sniffed the air. He thought “He’s Downwind, shoot, my only hope of finding him was if I was Downwind of him.”
[i]Let me know what you think espesally the people mentioned.
Big Nutter
is not[/i] :too bad:
I demand immediate removal of this fic and closure of this thread, on the grounds that he used my character without asking me, and, had he asked, he wouldn’t have recieved permission.
Plus, that has GOT to be the worst introduction of my name EVER.