Now THIS is interesting...

Who knew you could have so much fun with a slug?

That is pretty cool… I wonder what would happen if you made a more complex one.

Buh, I thought you were talking about a railgun at first, but still, this is damn cool.

Originally posted by Gila-Monster
That is pretty cool… I wonder what would happen if you made a more complex one.

The slug would eventually create legs and jump over the salt. Or it could create scales and feast on the salt, laughing at your face.
The wonders of evolution… :victoly:

Thats mean… poor slug

It’s a fucking <b>insect</b> for fuck’s sake. There are more insects in one state than people in the world. Torturing one of the little fuckers isn’t gonna do much.

But its mean!!! I’m sorry I hate hurting things.:fungah:

I am almost TOO tempted to go find a slug and try that now…

Zhou YU, I know what you mean, that just looked so much fun.

And who really cares if you hurt a slug, it is not like it can do anything to you, after all it is just a SLUG!

Steve: It’s not an insect.

That said, it was pretty cool. Wierd how one of the comments became a discussion on vegetarianism.

That is by far, the HUGEST number of comments I’ve ever seen on an LJ entry. Then again, I don’t follow any hugely popular ones. :stuck_out_tongue:

Quite humorous, in a very sadistic way of course. :mwahaha:

One day, when the insects rule the world, they’ll force you through labyrints, Steve. And the walls will be covered with Janet Reno and Bill Gates porn. nod, nod

Originally posted by Alyx
Thats mean… poor slug

EDIT: Slugs aren’t insects, they are mollusks.

Originally posted by Nulani
One day, when the insects rule the world, they’ll force you through labyrints, Steve. And the walls will be covered with Janet Reno and Bill Gates porn. nod, nod

The horror… THE HORROR!

Originally posted by Steve
It’s a fucking <b>insect</b> for fuck’s sake. There are more insects in one state than people in the world. Torturing one of the little fuckers isn’t gonna do much.

What the hell are you talking about? It’s not an insect, it’s a mollusk. Insects have 6 legs, a head, thorax, abdomen, and wings. Slugs don’t have any of that man, they only have one big foot.

Originally posted by Gila-Monster
What the hell are you talking about? It’s not an insect, it’s a mollusk. Insects have 6 legs, a head, thorax, abdomen, and wings. Slugs don’t have any of that man, they only have one big foot.

You should stop teasing Steve for failing biology. nod, nod Did I type that out loud?
Whoops.

Originally posted by Gila-Monster
What the hell are you talking about? It’s not an insect, it’s a mollusk. Insects have 6 legs, a head, thorax, abdomen, and wings. Slugs don’t have any of that man, they only have one big foot.

Beat you to it… BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

whacks you with a ruler

8D

Yeah, idiots, I’m on good terms with Gila, this is what is called “fucking around,” if you call this flaming or whatnot, I’m sure there is a moron out there that looks at you gladly, as a reminder that he/she is not the dumbest one out there. Now is THAT flaming? MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111

Fuck, you did beat me to it. Well, for the record, I was typing up my post before you edited yours saying it was a mollusk.

And dude, I don’t think that spoiler thing was necesary. :stuck_out_tongue: I don’t think anyone would care if someone flamed me anyways. :stuck_out_tongue:

Here’s one of the more interesting comments…

Good lord, you realize that you’ll now become the next Internet Celebre’ de Jour (like I can really speak French), correct? You realize that your act of inspired boredom will be viewed by millions of people who’ll think “Christ, why didn’t I think of that” and achieve a status of “All Your Base”, Goatse Man and the Giant Clock Spider? You realize that fan pages will be devoted to you; that knock-off saline mazes will be created, photographed and posted to the web?

I came to this site via a group dedicated to Counter-Strike. I’ll now re-post this to a site dedicated to Evil websites. Next, Something Awful will pick it up next, or (god forbid) Fark. Freepers will debate on the "right"ness of your experiment, the Democratic Underground will make analogies to US foreign policy. Then the gaming sites will pick up on it as the “KEWL SITE OF THE DAY11!1”, then maybe Tom’s Hardware and Ars Technica will try to prove they’re still minimally hip by mentioning how the average Windows user is like “a slug in a salt maze” while comparing Linux users to sleek, sexy dolphins or somesuch. Onward will this site go, bouncing off Blogs and 15-minute-lived “LOOK WHUT I FOUND ON TEH INTERNUT!1!!” sites like a memeic pinball. Finally, if you get really lucky, your slug will be combined with No-Hands the Kitten into a Flash video for the latest White Stripes song.

Then, for the rest of your life, you will be “that guy who made the salt maze and put the slug in it”. That shall be your Warholian 15 minutes of fame; you’ll join Maher and that stoner chick in the Mac commercials and all the others who enjoyed a moment in the Internet sun, then faded back to life amoungst the mortals, forever knowing that while they were cool in their moment, they couldn’t hold a candle to a man who could stretch his anus out to seven inches.

And that’s the way God wants it to be, because God have Goatse Man an elastic anus, and he gave you some Morton’s and an alarmingly-nasty slug.

That said, I salute you, Sir, and wish you great enjoyment in your time of Internet fame!

Originally posted by Gila-Monster
And dude, I don’t think that spoiler thing was necesary. :stuck_out_tongue: I don’t think anyone would care if someone flamed me anyways. :stuck_out_tongue:

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