I’d elect myself, but “Dalton doesn’t have what it takes to be king.” Also, “Mr. Dalton is rough on his employees, and the pay wasn’t great either.” Or something.
Seriously. Doing stupid votes like that just help Bush. Bush ahs the advantage being the incumbent President. You should be more concerned with getting Bush out than being ufnny to a person who doesn’t give a damn about your little joke checking the ballots. If you want Bush or don’t care about the elections, then yeah vote for some goofy candidate. However, just don’t complain about who is President then.