I was trying to figure out why the boards seemed a little off when I realized, almost all the threads are only one or two pages long. We need rambling 8 page monstrosities that randomly become about crabs or getting crabs.
I can’t think up any good discussion topics right now so I’ll try another quickly forgotten message board game.
Convince me in less than 50 words why the internet sucks/rocks. I choose the most convincing and they come up with the next topic to challenge people with.
The internet rocks because, it has friends in the F.B.I and they know were you liiiiiiive…and, because of the RPGC.
The 'Net rocks because it gives me the chance to get items unavailable otherwise 
eBay and Yahoo! Japan Auctions are treasure troves for “hunters” like me ^^;
Hentai.
Goatse and Tubgirl.
mainly because of porn/hentai
This is how it always plays out: I come up with a good idea and people copy it.
Thats how it works everywhere, people are like “Wow a good idea! i shall copy it!”
No Hades, we listed points that were BAD 
i always thought porn was the main reason for creating the Internet…
“HELP ME! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO WORK A FILE SERVER AND I’M TOO RETARDED TO LEARN THREE DOSLIKE COMMANDS. SEND ME THE FILES I WANT. YOU CAN’T BAN ME, I DEMAND A THAT YOU SEND ME YOUR FILES.”
No threads are 8 pages long because SG locks them >:E
Um…yeah, I think I’ma gonna have to go with Porn.
ClothHat rocks. Therefore, anything ClothHat uses or does rocks too. Now, since ClothHat uses the internet, the internet must rock.
QED.
Porn is fucking up the internet, and we can do nothing but watch.
The internet is great because you can communicate with people you have never met before and berade them for being stupid whilst they do the same. Then you can go and steal music and movies off of it. Its also good for research I guess.
Emphasis on “watch”
984 wins, he chooses the next topic.
And in retrospect I really should have made it less than 25 words, consider that the rule from now on.
Topic is, Why Should We Honk If We Love The 984?