[20:36] < Steve> there’s a crack in my brood war disc, but it’s still working
[20:36] < Sun_Demon> lol
[20:36] < Steve> O.o
[20:36] < Steve> I LOVE YOU STARCRAFT
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> well, you will…
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> until one day, you’ll hear an odd whining noise coming from your drive
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> and then BAM!
[20:37] < Steve> shut
[20:37] < Steve> up
[20:37] < Steve> you’re hurting BW’s feelings ;.;
[20:37] < Kor> It happened to me once.
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> twelve CD shards will fly out of your drive
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> cutting your jugular open
[20:37] < Sun_Demon> lol
[20:37] < Steve> to BW it’s okay… he’s not gonna hurt yoiu
[20:37] < Steve> …
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> and you’ll live long enough just to tell everyone on IRC what happened
[20:37] < Kor> O.O,
[20:37] < Steve> it just happened
[20:37] < @Kero_Hazel> and then see me laugh at you
[20:38] < Sun_Demon> lmao
[20:38] < Steve> LOL
[20:38] < Steve> IT JUST BROKE!
[20:38] < Sun_Demon> LOL
[20:38] < Kor> …
[20:38] < Steve> OMG
[20:38] * Rirse (~rirse@dork-12151.tnt77.chi5.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: )
[20:38] < Booken> Yeah right
[20:38] < Sun_Demon> wow
[20:38] < Sun_Demon> you killed rirse
[20:38] < Sun_Demon> sweet
[20:38] < Steve> you wanna see, booken?
They probably were crappy old-type CDs…the older kind were more breakable than the ones used now.
How do I know this? Well see, I got approximately 2.5 AOL and Earthlink CDs per day when I got my first family PC, and after breaking those suckers in bulk with a sledgehammer for the past 10 years, I’ve noticed that they’ve become more resilient to breaking apart than they used to. (Don’t try breaking a new CD without proper eye protection, BTW, the shards fly everywhere. It’s their only defence mechanisim…use AOL or DIE!)
Use Duct tape, it can fix anything. And yeah I carry an AOL CD with me on flights, you know just in case I need to improvise a projectile weapon, break the CD in the terrorists direction, the shards will kill, then with the largest fragment, you have a knife.
