You see these commercials for Mc Donalds new Chicken Selects? 'step away from the new chicken selects, if you can smell the chicken, you’re too close to the chicken selects" god damn, nothing at mc donalds is that good. i hate mcdonalds now almost as much as the wendys guy.
on the other hand, this commercial for milk with the pillsbury dough boy is fuckin funnaaaayyyy
I like the longer version of the comercial where he cuts out the eyes of someone who dares look at his chicken selects, and burns the victim to apease Baal, the god of murder and chicken products
What?!?!? Baal is an ancient god of fertility according to the pagans that followed Baal, and a vile demon of deception according to the jews. Destruction doesn’t hold a candle to deception.
mmmm… fertility
huh, what was that? Oh yeah, deception is our friend, destruction is just silly and angsty
Because I’ve been on a diet that foregoes gluten, which is found in bread. And almost everything they have has some form of breading. The only thing I could really eat is the hamburger… if I remove the bun. And thats not worth ordering those crazy meals they have over.
McDonalds’ is good, as long as you don’t eat it like more than twice in one week. Though, the commercial really isn’t convincing me to go out and get chicken selects.
Point is, you remembered how stupid the commercial was, AND you remembered what it was about. So they did thier job. You now are haunted by the thought of that shitty commercial and it will pop into your head when you are driving down the road thinking, “Hmmm, I sure am hungry, what could I get to eat?”.
I had an unfortunate experience at my friend’s house after eating some Chicken McNuggets. I never ate there since. Wendy’s and Burger King’s chicken is a lot better anyway.
I don’t eat fast food often though. Although my friend lives on Frozen Cokes.
Or you could do regular exercise, not eat Mcdonalds, and be much healther.
I really only have Mcdonalds when I am feeling sadistic. Or, in the cast when I ate it last, starving, trapped in a downpour without an umbrella, other nearest food place was a good 2 KM away from the point I had already walked to, 4 hours of work left I didn’t feel like spending any wetter then I already was. I ate Mcdonalds and suffered for it for the rest of the day.
However, examples like these happen just often enough to keep Mcdonalds out of the red. Shame. Oh, and the really fat people who eat there.