Oh boy… time for me to shine.
Iron Maiden - “22 Acacia Avenue,” “Aces High,” “Hallowed Be Thy Name,” “Wrathchild,” “Prowler,” “Killers,” “The Trooper,” “The Wicker Man,” “Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” “Fear of the Dark,” and (my favorite) “Be Quick or Be Dead.”
Anthrax - Start out with “Metal Thrashing Mad,” or anything from the album “Fistful of Metal.” Funny guys.
As far as Bad Religion goes- my favorite song is “Generator” (might be “The Generator,” not sure).
Bauhaus- “Who Killed Mr. Moonlight,” “Crowds,” “In the Flat Field,” their cover of “Ziggy Stardust,” “Hollow Hills,” “Kick in the Eye,” “Mask.”
Big Black - “Steelworker.” Essential 80s industrial song.
Black Sabbath - Damned near anything from the first four or five albums.
Cruxshadows- “Cruelty,” “Even Angels Fall,” “Deception.”
David Bowie - Anything from any album except “Lets Dance.” Ugh.
Depeche Mode- “Fly on the Windscreen,” “Blasphemous Rumours,” “Black Celebration,” “Personal Jesus,” “Strangelove” to start.
Devo (notice I’m going pretty much alphabetically through my winamp list? :p): “Jocko Homo,” “Speed Racer,” “Gates of Steel,” “Freedom of Choice.”
The Doors - You probably have heard a lot of their stuff, but make sure to check out “The Soft Parade” and “Peace Frog.”
Einsturzende Neubauten- “Ich Bins,” “Total Eclipse of the Sun,” “Sabrina,” “Der Tod ist ein Dandy.”
Elvis Costello - “Waiting for the End of the World”
Fear Factory - “Linchpin,” “Edgecrusher,” “Demanufacture,” their cover of “Cars.”
Frank Zappa - “Yellow Snow,” “Titties and Beer” (don’t be fooled by the title, it rocks), “Joe’s Garage,” “I’m the Slime.”
Gary Numan - “Cars,” “Down in the Park,” “An Alien Cure,” “RIP.”
GWAR - “Maggots,” “Pre-Skool Prostitute,” “GWAR Theme,” “Sexecutioner,” “Slaughterama,” “I Hate Love Songs.”
Hammerfall - Anything. “Ravenlord,” “Hammerfall,” and “Heeding the Call” to start.
Hole: “Doll Parts,” “Violet.”
Jack Off Jill: “My Cat,” “American Made,” “Vivica,” “When I Am Queen,” “Strawberry Gashes.”
Jane’s Addiction: “Pigs in Zen,” “Been Caught Stealing,” “Jane Says.”
Jefferson Airplane/Starship: Anything. “White Rabbit” a must, but you probably have it.
The Jesus and Mary Chain: “Blues From a Gun,” “Teenage Lust,” “April Skies,” “My Little Underground,” “Just Like Honey.”
Jim’s Big Ego - “Stress.” Their only good song.
Joy Division- “Isolation,” “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” “The Sound of Music,” “Atrocity Exhibition” <–(one of my favorite songs), “Warsaw.”
KMFDM: “Naff Off,” “Megalomaniac,” “Light,” “Zip,” their cover of “Material Girl.”
Malice Mizer- “Gardenia,” “Illuminati.”
Manic Street Preachers - “Motorcycle Emptiness,” “Tsunami.”
Manowar (if you don’t like their music, the comedic value of the God awful lyrics is priceless): “Guyana,” “Hail and Kill,” “Black Wind, Fire, and Steel,” “The Gods Made Heavy Metal,” “Brothers of Metal,” “I Believe.”
Ministry - “Thieves,” “Psalm 69,” “Jesus Built My Hotrod,” “Stigmata,” “New World Order.” Their early stuff is good too, but it sounds completely and utterly different. “Everyday Is Halloween” and “Tonight We Murder” are good examples.
Misfits- damned near everything (especially the early stuff), although you said you don’t like punk, so… shrugs
Modern English - “I Melt With You.”
Moxy Fruvous - “Michigan Militia,” “Gulf War Song,” “Green Eggs and Ham,” “My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors,” “Kick In the Ass,” “King of Spain.”
New Order - Anything. You have probably heard “Blue Monday” and “Bizarre Love Triangle,” and if you haven’t you should.
Oingo Boingo - “Insanity,” “Dead Man’s Party,” “Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me,” “Weird Science,” “Little Girls.”
Orgy - “Fiction (Dreams in Digital),” “Stitches.” Their cover of “Blue Monday” is worth hearing.
Ozzy Osbourne - Anything from his early albums. My favorites are “Suicide Solution” and “Mr. Crowley.”
Pink Floyd - Their entire fucking discography. If you don’t like Pink Floyd, give “Sheep” and “Have a Cigar” a try anyway. Oh. “Astronomy Domine” exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point!
Pixies - “Broken Face,” “Debaser,” “Monkey Gone to Heaven,” “In Heaven,” (a cover of a song from the excellent movie “Eraserhead”), “Cactus,” “Wave of Mutilation.”
Placebo - “Slave to the Wage,” “Commercial for Levi.” Haven’t listened to much to tell you the truth, but I’d like to hear more.
Prozzac - “Sucks to Be You.”
Queen - Pah. You probably have heard enough. “March of the Black Queen” if you haven’t heard it though.
Radiohead - “Fake Plastic Trees,” “Paranoid Android,” “Game Show Host.”
Ramones - Download indiscriminantly.
Sex Pistols - Anything off of “Nevermind the Bollocks…”
Siouxsie and the Banshees - “Christine,” “Are You Still Dying Darling,” “Hong Kong Garden,” “The Staircase (Mystery),” “Kiss Them For Me.”
Skinny Puppy - “Killing Game,” “Assimilate,” “Ode to Groovy,” “Dig It,” “Candle,” “Convulsion,” “Death,” “Cult,” “Hardset Head.”
Smashing Pumpkins - Anything except stuff off of “Gish”.
Sonic Youth - “100 Percent,” “Karen,” “Plastic Sun,” “Radical Adults Lick Godhead Style,” anything off of “Washing Machine.”
Soundgarden - I’ll let Sir Percival take care of this.
Talking Heads - “Animals,” “Life During Wartime,” “Our House in the Middle of the Street,” “Take Me to the River,” “Uh-Oh, Love Comes to Town,” “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody).”
The Black Heart Procession - “A Light So Dim.” Haven’t heard too much- I have one of their albums and its okay, but I’ve heard it was their worst one.
The Cure - “Meathook,” “The Lovecats,” “Just Like Heaven,” “Plainsong,” “Why Can’t I Be You?”
The Smiths - Anything. “Back to the Old House,” “Bigmouth Strikes Again,” “Frankly Mr. Shankly,” “Cemetary Gates,” “Hand in Glove.”
Throbbing Gristle - “Slug Bait,” “Very Friendly,” “Hit by a Rock,” “I.B.M.,” “United,” “Subhuman.”
Tori Amos - “Putting the Damage On,” “Cruxify,” her cover of “97 Bonnie and Clyde,” “Leather,” her cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” “Raspberry Swirl.”
Type O Negative - “Kill All the White People,” “Cinnamon Girl,” “Green Man,” “Black No. 1,” “12 Black Rainbows.”
Violent Femmes - “Add It Up,” “Nightmares,” “I’m Nothin,” “Blister in the Sun.”
:WUMPSCUT: - “Stillbirth,” “Golgotha,” “Pornography,” “Hate is Mine,” “Slave to Evil,” “Soylent Green,” “Embryodead,” “Bleed in Silence,” “Thorns,” “Witches’ Dance.”
Slayer - “Angel of Death,” “Criminally Insane,” “South of Heaven,” pretty much any of their early stuff.
Ink and Dagger - “Newspaper Tragedy,” “Bloodlust.”
Pantera - “Suicide Note No. 1” and No. 2, “Walk,” “Floods,” “Fucking Hostile.”
Down - “Ghosts Along the Mississippi.” Anything by them, really.
Megadeth - “Rattlehead,” “Peace Sells,” - Hell… anything before their absolutely horrible album “Risk” is worth a shot.
Exodus- “The Toxic Waltz.”
Articles of Faith - “Buy This War.”
Jello Biafra with D.O.A. - “That’s Progress.”
Causey Way - “Jesus Loves You.”
The Birthday Party - “Happy Birthday,” “Dead Joe,” “The Dim Locator,” “Big Jesus Trashcan” (don’t ask me, I don’t know either o_O).
Venom - “Welcome to Hell,” “Live Like an Angel,” “Schizoid,” “Black Metal,” ANYTHING!
MIA - “I Hate Hippies.”
Wesley Willis - Anything man, he rocks.
Black Flag - “TV Party,” “Drinking and Driving,” “Louie Louie.”
Beatallica - Anything.
Blue Oyster Cult - “Godzilla,” “Don’t Fear the Reaper,” “Veteran of a Psychic Wars” (not sure of the exact title).
Murderdolls (campy B horror rock :D) - “Slit My Wrists,” “Die My Bride,” “Twist My Sister.”
Goatwhore (don’t be fooled by the name) - “Lycanthropic Moon,” “Funeral Orgies.”
Nevermore - “Inside Four Walls,” “Poison Godmachine,” “Narcosynthesis,” anything… these guys rock your pants off.
Blistered Earth - These guys sound almost exactly by Metallica. The difference is that Metallica sucks now and these guys don’t.
Zombina and the Skeletones - “Horror Highschool,” “Nobody Likes You (When You’re Dead).”
Emperor - “I Am the Black Wizards.” Yeah. Wizards. Grammar is not their strong suit.
Motorhead - “Ace of Spades,” “Iron Fist,” “Fire, Fire,” lotsa other stuff.
Darkwell - “The Crucible.”
FatalBlastWhip - “Believers.”
Interpol - Anything. Joy Division soundalike.
Death - “Suicide Machine,” “Lack of Comprehension,” uh… anything. One of the first good death metal bands.
Velvet Underground - “Venis in Furs,” “Heroin,” “European Son,” ANYTHING- ESSENTIAL!
Sisters of Mercy - “Dominion/Mother Russia,” “Ribbons,” “This Corrosion,” “Lucrecia My Reflection.” Great stuff, man.
Judas Priest - try anything. Check out “Painkiller” and “Screaming For Vengeance” first, though.
The Darkness - I’m sure you’ve heard them. REALLY new. “I Believe in a Thing Called Love,” “Get Your Hands Off of My Woman.” VERY campy, but pretty good.
Speaking of campy…
WASP - “Animal (Fuck Like a Beast),” “Chainsaw Charlie.” There. We got that out of the way now.
Axis of Evil - “I Must Admit I Have Some Issues With Cops.”
Queensryche - “Revolution Calling,” “I Don’t Believe in Love,” anything else off of Operation: Mindcrime. Their other stuff is pretty good, too- but I haven’t heard much of it.
Kreator - “Extreme Aggression,” “Pleasure to Kill.”
Trollheim’s Grott - “Parabellum (Prepare for War),” “Melancholic Thunderstorm,” “TrollSyndicate.”
Luen-Ta - “Firewall,” “H4cKeRs S0uL,” “Daemon Hunter.”
Lawnmower Deth - “Weebles Wobble,” “Thrash For Cash,” “Satan’s Trampoline,” “Sheep Dip.” Hilarious.
Humanleague - “Don’t You Want Me Baby.”
Necrophagist - “Foul Body Autopsy.”
The Changelings - “Red Shift.”
Angel Witch - “Angel Witch,” “Angel of Death.”
Xiu Xiu - “I Broke Up.”
PSYDOLL - period.
Switchblade Kittens - Pop punk I actually like. Give it a try. “Ode to Harry Potter,” “My Dad’s a Janitor,” “All Cheerleaders Die.” Fun.
Christian Death.
Pagnini
Igor Stravinsky
Wagner
JS Bach
The Who - “Pinball Wizard,” “Acid Queen,” other stuff.
I probably left out a bunch of stuff. Oh well. Its too damned long already, and I was getting more and more sloppy towards the end, so I’ll stop.
EDIT: I left them out because you say that you don’t like punk, but DEAD KENNEDYS! They are one of my favorite bands of all time. “Chickenshit Conformist” should be to your liking.