Neo Food of the Day

Food #330:
Muffins

I have this idea. No one likes muffin stalks. They only like the tops. So why not a cafe they sells only stalks? Call it “Top of the Muffin to Ya.”

I’m sorry Kramer, but I love the whole muffin. Where would you smush the butter if you didn’t have a whole muffin? That’d be some dilemma.

Muffins are delicious and now I want one. You sir, are a fiend.

Food #331:
Fried Chicken Salad

I like fried chicken salads. Especially with honey mustard.

Muffins - Mmm…muffins. Used to eat chocolate chocolate chip muffins for breakfast. Delicious.
Fried Chicken Salad - No comment.

Muffins rock. Also, muffins backwards is “Sniffum”.

Fried chicken salad? This concept is foreign to me.

Food #332:
Cinnamon Toast

I have not had it in years. I think I will convince my mother to make some once I am FINALLY home in a few hours. Love it.

Bee Tee Double You, fried chicken salad referred to salad with fried chicken in it.

Food #333:
Flavored Water

Who came up with this? It’s water. But with flavor. I’ll drink it instead of cokes sometimes, but still… It’s kinda weird.

I like peanut butter chips. I through some into the peanut butter cookies I made for the department a few weeks ago. They were much liked according to the people that ate them.
Flavored water? I never really liked it. It always was too subtle of a flavor if I remember right. It reminded me of pouring water into a glass I just had kool-aid in.

Cinnamon toast is delicious. I think I’ll have that for breakfast one of these days when I’m up before noon.

Funny Food #334:
A is for Ambrosia Salad

Seriously. Who eats that shit? It looks fucking nasty.

When I first went over to my ex’s for dinner, she made that and a bunch of other things. Since it was either eat it or never ever get laid, I ate it. It was actually pretty delicious, despite the way it looks.

I have no idea what that is.

It’s a salad with assorted fruit, marshmallows, and sour cream.

Food #335:
B is for Boston Cream Pie

I haven’t had one of these in years. I remember them being rather rich for my taste. I blame it on the chocolate.

I like boston cream donuts. Is that close enough?

Food #336:
C is for Cactus

Have you ever had cactus? I haven’t. Apparently if it’s not prepared properly, it’s really slimy and not that good. To prepare it correctly, you cure it in salt the same way you might cure salmon. I’m kinda tempted to try it some time if I’m ever out west.

I’ve never tried cactus. I’ve had cactus fruit a number of times, that’s about it.

Food #337:
D is for Devil’s Food Cake

We had Angel food cake. Now Devil’s Food Cake. It’s okay. Tastes slightly different from regular chocolate cake, I guess. Wikipedia says it uses cocoa instead of chocolate, at least traditionally. Whatever. I tend to not like chocolate cakes of any sort.

Food #338:
E is for Egg White Omelette

I guess it’s technically healthier. I still like my omelettes to be yellow. Then again, it’s hard to make it healthy when, when you get them, you add stuff like bacon or ham or whatever.

Never tried cactus. But I’d have some if the opportunity arose.

Devil’s food is awesome.

Still don’t eat eggs.