New forum where I can just unzip my pants and let my massive wang drag the ground. Can ya help out here guys? 
Come on, it was inevitable someone did this.
Damnit you ruined my whole point about sexism and whining ;-;
Glad I could help.
What… the…
Lol sarcasm
You already have staff forum access, twit.
Closed.
Man, stop one-upping me already people.