My life will not be complete until I aquire one of these

Giant gummy bear. On a stick.

Is there no limit to the wonders that human ingenuity can produce?

I’d have to purchase 2 to make them have sex.

I wonder what the nutritional info for that sucker would look like.

The nutritional information is half-way down the page

Nutritional Information
One Giant Gummy Bear, as you are now aware, is equal to approximately 88 regular-sized gummy bears. The table below shows the nutritional information for one serving. Yes, this is candy and it is not as good for you as a bowl of fiber.
Servings per Giant Gummy Bear: 6
Calories: 140
Calories from Fat: 0
Total Fat: 0g
Saturated Fat: 0%*
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 15mg (1%)
Total Carbs:
32g (11%
)
Dietary Fiber:
0g
Sugars: 22g
Protein: 2g

Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Grape Juice From Concentrate, Sorbitol, Malic Acid, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors Mineral Oil, Carnuba Wax, Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1.

  • = % Daily Value

I haven’t seen one of these things in years…but I’m not really a gummy bear person, thus I haven’t eaten one. Never really cared for them. Looks like a deliciously good treat, however.

Just thinking of eating it upsets my stomach. But that must be a yummy accompanying present for kids.

Meh. I’m still waiting for a giant gummy Venus de Milo on a stick to come along.

This is proof that there is a God, and His name is Gummy Bear on a Stick.

Not Iguana-on-a-stick?

I’d like some of that with some Ice-cold Nuka-cola

Yes, but the Fallout 1 variety. Doctor approved.