My Diet Plan:

Hehe nothing to be sorry about, I was just stating something I heard in and out between me and my friends and other places, then putting it into a little joke.

Okay.
And now back to the topic at hand! Yes CC’s diet plan does work! We need more testimonies!

got any weight gaining plans…?

Eat more?

I use a rice krispy treat as a loofah, I butter my oreos, and I havn’t had a bowel movement in three years!

If you’re serious about gaining weight, eat more protein and start lifting weights. It’d probably be a good idea to mix in some aerobic exercises too, to keep your heart from suiciding.

I took a tub of protein powder a few months ago, but instead gaining weight, I gained lotsa fat. I don’t do aerobics though… The only thing I do for exercise is bench pressing.

YES! You can eat ANYTHING as long as you eat FIVE CARROTS A DAY! That includes:

Ranch Dressing
Cheeseburgers
Dog shit
and even fast food!

EWWWWW, who’d want to eat fast food?!

And I’m currently on the Rountree Diet, and it’s worked wonders! I can now fit into most overhead storage compartments!

WOOHOO!!! Ranch Dressing!
fills up a good size pool of Ranch dressing and 5 lonely carrots
CANNON BALL!
jumps and swims around playing… FIND THE CARROTS!

Oh! My! GAWD! Anyone, tell me the number! PLEASE tell me the number! grabs the phone

It made me feel kinda bad. :frowning:

1-800-945-3669

sings

One eight-hundred, ninety-four Jen-er, I mean, three six six nine