Yeah. I’m probably having the best weekend ever. Not one weekend before, have I spoken about breasts so much. Anyways, I’ll begin from the start.
Okej. I get off school yesterday, and my friend (who I have heavily infatuated with) tries to persuay me to go to her house with her (score!), but I decline, 'cause I’m meeting with some friends after school, about 10 kilometers away from her house. She wore a loose shirt that day, and damn, I couldn’t stop staring at her larger-than-average breasts. Anyways, I arrive at my friend’s house, and we like, played random video-games like Resident Evil 4, and Amplitude, and then we played some Arc the Lad.
While he is playing, I told him about the person who wanted me to go to her house with her after school, and that I believe she is actually interesting in me. We walk home every day, we hang out all the time, and we buy each other stuff. And he said he has a similar issue (at an absence of words right now), with some female in his class. He said she has a good body, and I inquire. He then says she has seemingly small breasts. He also speaks about how some random idiots in his class sent some female flowers, with his name on it. The female confronted him after recieving said flowers, and called him a creep. He said she has a very good body. I inquire, and the response was she has very large breasts.
He then talks about some asian chick who would always talk to him. He thinks she is attracted to him. He says she doesn’t have that great of a body. I inquire, and the reponse was she has very small breasts. I then told him about my theory of small breasts. Since the breast is basically fat, among other stuff, my theory is that more active females, and ‘sporty’ females, have smaller breasts. Have you seen the schooling system in Japan? I mean, their physical education classes are so active. So, with all of that excercising garbage, they must burn off fat, i.e. breasts. Yeah. Stereotypes rule!
This conversation lead to us talking about the previous year we had (we went to the same school for a bit, then we went to individual schools), and he recalled many people to whom we were both friends too. A lot of these people were females. We spoke of how who had a major attraction to who, and other shit. We spoke about their bodies, and their behaviors. One ugly female had small breasts, and had a very interesting personality. One red hot female has large breasts, and would always talk about sexual oriented topics. One prep chick who has large breasts, would always talk about The OC, or some other garbage pop culture television programme, and she has an incredible personality. I was close to all of them. Always trying to score with the sex-crazy one. D:
So anyways, we continue talking and shit, and he brings up how my relationships are going with anyone. Yeah. Not much to say here! And I tell him that I will tolly make the best proposal to the person I’m currently attracted to in the summer. And that’s the gist of my weekend.