This is not your typical music suggestion thread. Rather, it is a request for a very specific type of song subject matter, genre-be-damned.
As some of y’all know, I was a retail manager for a year. Fun times, actually. The girls (I say girls because literally all but one of the other employees were female) loved me. Anyway, I garnered the nickname “Dirty D” while there. It was a… Loving nickname. It really was.
Anyway, when I left for law school, a few of the girls wanted me to put together a Dirty D CD. It was to be filled with, well, deviant songs. I happily obliged. However, I bookended the CD with two songs that weren’t deviant; rather, they were completely braggart. Like, an ego on steroids. Think Skankin Garbage, but full of himself.
Well, it was a hit. A few of them contacted me afterward to say how much they loved it. I decided then to make a sequel and surprise them the next time I was in Athens. Well, I did. I titled it “Dirty D 2: Electric Boogaloo.” There were more deviant songs, and once again, braggart songs bookended the deviant ones.
A sequel alone is no good, though. All good things come in threes, in trilogies. I will be in Athens again between March and May sometime. I wish to bring a third Dirty D (Dirty D 3D). Once again, it must be bookended with braggart songs. I have plenty of deviant ones to fill up the middle. Unfortunately, I cannot think of any braggart songs.
I call upon RPGC to help. For instance, Dirty D 2, had the songs “I’m the Bomb” and one SG suggested whose title we don’t know which had wonderful lyrics like “I look into the mirror and I know what true love is” and “Because I’m perfect. I know it’s true why I’m so wonderful. Why aren’t you?”
So go on RPGC. Give me braggart songs regardless of genre.