/!\ Motherfucking zombies! /!\

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, “We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all.”

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

!!! :smiley:

Cool article Fake BBC

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> …and Pierson is 26 days late.

When they gain the virus in samples, someone will alter it illigally and make it stronger, so itwill be like resident evil. We are all doomed. The word outbreak was used so the resident evil game it will be like is the game resident evil outbreak.

Wait…fake…awww maaaaan.

God damn it CH! >:(

Ugh that’d be so interesting if it were real. :frowning:

Now what am I going to do with all these shotgun shells?

shoot hades

Zombies aren’t something you joke about. Period. If there were zombies, that’s when I go into action. Me and my friends have about 15 contingency plans designed entirely around zombie attacks. I will not go down to a dirty zombie. They will all die by my hand.

He’s allergic to bullets!

He is Hades,
The essence of annoyance,
He cannot die.

I have 90 contingancy plans desigghned around zombie invasion.Ha!

How many contingency plans do you have for a drunken and confused Godzilla mistaking your apartment for Tokyo, eh? EH?

You fool, Mr. Saturn is like best friends with Mothra

Pfft. Godzilla isn’t real. That’d never happen. I only prepare myself for realistic disasters, like Nuclear Holy War, Interplanetary Invasion, or Zombies.

Not Mothra, <A HREF=“http://www.duluth.umn.edu/~molson2/mst3k/tunesgam.html”>Gamera</A>. Gamera is really neat.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> No, I said 26 days late because today is the 27th of April. 26 days ago was April 1, aka April’s Fool Day. :stuck_out_tongue:

!!! :open_mouth: grabs shotgun and starts looking for things to cover the windows and doors with

Aww. :\ puts shotgun away

Might wanna pick that boomstick back up, Trilly. Condoleeza Rice is most definitely real.

Hey, haven’t any of you taken “The Zombie Scenario Survivor Quiz”?
I scored excellently.