Merlin Appreciation

Wait! Let’s make TWO statues! One gold, and one silver!

Platinum.

No! Let us contruct them from ebony and ivory!:mwahaha:

No… how about covered in jewels… rubies showing off the cape… emeralds for the hair… sapphires for the jacket… and other colorful gems when appropriate.

And… leave it out in the open, to everyone to see.

Don’t worry about security, I am sure we all have too much respect for Merlin to take it.

[gives Glenton a hard glare]

[gives Glenton an equally hard but noticeably cute glare]

One out of cheese! One out of cheese! chants and lots of evil pink bunnies come out and chant with her

And teh church of Merlinism starts here. Now to fid out how to get tax-exempt status.

starts carving a staue of merlin out of cheese, oblivious to the fact she has no clue what he looks like

Alyx, be careful with translators. Instead of OFFERING him cheese, you asked him to give YOU some. Apologize to him! Now!!!

Oh Merl, I’m NOT bowing down to you until I got my birthday present :get it?:

bows to Merls and apologizes profusely I’m sorry oh great lord…

just as long as you guys don’t worship no cheese statues before mine.

heh… we’ll try not too…

Originally posted by PC Glenton
[b]No… how about covered in jewels… rubies showing off the cape… emeralds for the hair… sapphires for the jacket… and other colorful gems when appropriate.

And… leave it out in the open, to everyone to see.

Don’t worry about security, I am sure we all have too much respect for Merlin to take it. [/b]

We would just have to curse it with the Curse of the Falling Pianoes.

Oooh! Oooh! I’m good at that one!

makes statue

curses it

Make sure you’re actually cursing the statue, and not merely cursing at it.

“Damn you cheese Merlim statue!”

Hail Master Il Merlin-azzo! dies

Originally posted by Yar Kramer
Make sure you’re actually cursing the statue, and not merely cursing at it.

Why don’t you try to steal it and find out?

[steals the statue and gets hit about the head by a piano]

Yep, it worked.

Shoots Onslaught.

Hey!!! That’s MY gig!!

[SPONG, the bullets bounce off] Ow! Jeez, I was just testing it … [puts it back]