Marlon Brando Died


Bye bye, Mr. Brando. Your movies were pretty much always good. And at least he died a contender, a somebody, not a bum.

Damn shame. So long Don.

Buh, well that brought me on a downer. R.I.P.

I guess they made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!! Say it isn’t so?! Why do all the good ones die?!

Heh, that’s a good one.


He was the man.

I need to watch more movies. *Nod, nod.

Indeed you do, Nul. Marlon Brando portrayed classic roles such as Don Corleone in The Godfather Part I, Stanley Kowalski in A Streetcar Named Desire, Colonel Kurtz in Apocolypse Now, and Terry Malloy in On the Waterfront. Many people consider him the best movie actor of the 20th century. He also had that interesting bit where he sent an American Indian to the Oscars to not accept his Oscar for The Godfather.

The horror…

He also played the main character in Bernardo Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris.

He used butter as anal lubrificant prior to buttsex. Or was it margarine?

Well, looks like there’s one less dude with my name in the world. Excellent…

…Naw, it’s a tragedy. He was a really cool, intense sorta guy, an amazing actor, and he’ll be missed.

He sleeps wit da fishes.

What are you rebelling against?

What have you got?

RIP Marlon.