Man PRANK calls 9-1-1 over 27,000 times.

Rigmarole · February 18, 2008, 3:38pm

I offer [sweet of choice] of peace.

Gila-Monster · February 18, 2008, 5:14pm

You’re right. I looked it up and it’s slang for meth. Damn, I forgot about that movie.

KexMex · February 18, 2008, 10:39pm

I knew a person named Crank once. He wasn’t very funny. He was always yelling at people.

Steve · February 19, 2008, 1:48pm

watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soljuh boy

soljuh boy up in dis ho
watch me lean and watch me rock
superman dat ho
den watch me crank dat robocop
supah fresh now watch me jock
jockin on dem hatahs mang
when i do dat soljuh boy
i lean to da left and crank dat thang

AW JYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hades_Vulvuhzela · February 19, 2008, 2:06pm

Hearing this song makes me want to kill anyone around me who’s actually enjoying it. True story.

Steve · February 19, 2008, 3:13pm

watch me crank it watch me roll

Kunaikunoichi09 · February 20, 2008, 7:27am

I hear you. So, are you going to kill him or should I?:mwahaha:

Ren · February 20, 2008, 8:40am

“The first age-relevant search engine”:

http://www.cranky.com/

Also,

The_984 · February 20, 2008, 2:42pm

Crank That has sorta become the unofficial song of the 2007/2008 UGA athletic season. All because of our football team.

I still wish we could’ve seen Soulja Boy vs the Haka as pre-Sugar Bowl festivities.

Kunaikunoichi09 · February 22, 2008, 1:07pm

http://images.ask.com/fr?q=crank&desturi=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shroomery.org%2Fforums%2Fshowflat-Number-2255704-fpart-all.html&fm=i&ac=11&ftURI=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.ask.com%2Ffr%3Fq%3Dcrank%26desturi%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.shroomery.org%2Fforums%2Fshowflat-Number-2255704-fpart-all.html%26imagesrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.shroomery.org%2Fforums%2Ffiles%2F04-32%2F202248851-thumb_bush.jpg%26thumbsrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2F65.214.37.88%2Fts%3Ft%3D8163344654574849897%26o%3D0%26l%3Ddir%26thumbuselocalisedstatic%3Dfalse%26fn%3D202248851-thumb_bush.jpg%26imagewidth%3D126%26imageheight%3D180%26fs%3D5%26ft%3Djpg%26f%3D2%26fm%3Di%26ftbURI%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.ask.com%2Fpictures%3Fq%3Dcrank%26page%3D1%26o%3D0%26l%3Ddir%26pstart%3D0&qt=0
I found Gorge Bush with a banana. What does that have to do with crank?

Yar_Kramer · February 22, 2008, 5:24pm

Don’t ask me, you’re the one who posted it.

Killmore · February 22, 2008, 9:07pm

Excuse me for a moment while I’m having this thread jacked.

The punch line being the similarly awful word jacked. >_>