LOL INTARWEB

You’ve seen 93% of the internet, and shed 76% of the tears

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You’ve seen 42% of the internet, and shed 26% of the tears…

Which I feeal is ok considering my age.

But why is their so much porn questions it just isn’t good.

I lied about my age.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/forumdisplay.php?f=8

Use it.

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<TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Colonel Kurtz</B></FONT><BR>You’ve seen 95% of the internet, and shed 90% of the tears… </TD></TR>
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<P>I’ve seen horror… horror that you’ve seen.</P>
<P>You’ve seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.</P>
<P>You’ve probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven’t you?</P>
<P>The horror… the horror…</P></H2></TD></TR>
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<TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
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<TD width=146 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG alt=“free online dating” src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=0></A></TD>
<TD width=4 bgColor=white><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG alt=“free online dating” src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD>
<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>97%</B> on <B>experience</B></TD></TR>
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<TD width=146 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG alt=“free online dating” src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=0></A></TD>
<TD width=4 bgColor=white><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG alt=“free online dating” src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD>
<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>97%</B> on <B>sadness</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12317993384853644440’>The I’ve Been on the Internet Test</a> written by <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16485318034404157976’>DaveBrubeck</a> on <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com’>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a></td></tr></table>

Hades:
<a href=“http://www.3eyes.co.uk/kidnapped/front_pg_medium/nico-with-gun.jpg”>Do us a favor</a>

I don’t get i-

Colonel Kurtz
You’ve seen 90% of the internet, and shed 90% of the tears…

<table align=“center” cellpadding=“20”> <tbody><tr> <td align=“center”> <font size=“5”><b>Champion!</b></font><br> You’ve seen 90% of the internet, and shed 80% of the tears… </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <h2>
<p>Congratulations! You’re the internet master. You’ve managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.</p>
<p>And don’t go any further! It’s dehumanizing from here on in. If you
keep finding new and weird things online, you’ll become a burnt out
husk of a human being. You’ll be left writing online tests to warn
others away from the path you’ve come down. Be happy with what you
know, and be happy that you don’t know any more.</p>
<p>Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!</p>
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</td> </tr> <tr> <td align=“center”> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding=“20”> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id=“comparisonarea”>My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border=“0” cellpadding=“0” cellspacing=“4”><tbody><tr><td valign=“middle”><table bgcolor=“black” border=“0” cellpadding=“0” cellspacing=“1”><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height=“20” width=“128”><a href=“http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=“free online dating” border=“0”></a></td><td bgcolor=“white” width=“22”><a href=“http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=“free online dating” border=“0”></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign=“middle”>You scored higher than <b>85%</b> on <b>experience</b></td></tr><tr><td valign=“middle”><table bgcolor=“black” border=“0” cellpadding=“0” cellspacing=“1”><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height=“20” width=“134”><a href=“http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=“free online dating” border=“0”></a></td><td bgcolor=“white” width=“16”><a href=“http://www.okcupid.com”><img src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” alt=“free online dating” border=“0”></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign=“middle”>You scored higher than <b>89%</b> on <b>sadness</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12317993384853644440’>The I’ve Been on the Internet Test</a> written by <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16485318034404157976’>DaveBrubeck</a> on <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com’>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

“Speaking of forwards, have you ever had a friend who would forward you the most ridiculous rubbish you’ve ever seen, all the time, no matter how little you responded to them?”

OH GOD XELO THE PAIN T_T

So many stupid questions.

<TABLE align=“center” cellpadding=“20”><TBODY><TR><TD align=“center”> <FONT size=“5”><B>Old Hand</B></FONT><BR/> You’ve seen 75% of the internet, and shed 43% of the tears… </TD></TR><TR><TD> <H2>
<P>And you thought you’d seen it all!</P>
<P>You’ve been around this old internet of ours a number of times. You’ve seen some pretty sick stuff, and maybe you even liked some of it, but you’ve managed to find all the good bits and pieces. Congratulations! I bet your friends always want to know what cool stuff you’re getting upto this week, and what funny new website you’ve found.</P>
<P>Are you shocked at the stuff you’ve missed? Have I given you enough of an inkling? I know you think the rest is garbage, but you’re a little bit curious, aren’t you? That Digital Underbelly… sinister… brooding… tempting… and oh, so wrong.</P>
<P>Don’t do it! Fight against it! You’ll soon lose all those friends if you get into it.</P>
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</TD></TR><TR><TD align=“center”> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <BR/><BR/><BR/> <TABLE cellpadding=“20”><TBODY><TR><TD> <SPAN id=“comparisonarea”>My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:<BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE cellspacing=“4” cellpadding=“0” border=“0”><TBODY><TR><TD valign=“middle”><TABLE cellpadding=“0” cellspacing=“1” border=“0” bgcolor=“black”><TBODY><TR><TD height=“20” bgcolor="#b2cfff" width=“60”><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=“0” alt=“free online dating”/></A></TD><TD width=“90” bgcolor=“white”><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=“0” alt=“free online dating”/></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD valign=“middle”>You scored higher than <B>40%</B> on <B>experience</B></TD></TR><TR><TD valign=“middle”><TABLE cellpadding=“0” cellspacing=“1” border=“0” bgcolor=“black”><TBODY><TR><TD height=“20” bgcolor="#b2cfff" width=“42”><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=“0” alt=“free online dating”/></A></TD><TD width=“108” bgcolor=“white”><A href=“http://www.okcupid.com/”><IMG src=“http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif” border=“0” alt=“free online dating”/></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD valign=“middle”>You scored higher than <B>28%</B> on <B>sadness</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12317993384853644440’>The I’ve Been on the Internet Test</a> written by <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16485318034404157976’>DaveBrubeck</a> on <a href=‘http://www.okcupid.com’>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

Old Hand
You’ve seen 67% of the internet, and shed 50% of the tears…

http://www.3eyes.co.uk/kidnapped/front_pg_medium/nico-with-gun.jpg Is what Steve meant to link to.

Edit: Nevermind, doesn’t work.

You’ve seen 82% of the internet, and shed 53% of the tears…

Damn, I feel like I’m getting older by the minute

You’ve seen 81% of the internet, and shed 73% of the tears…


You scored higher than 58% on experience 
  
 You scored higher than 82% on sadness 
 

Neat

Site Seer
You’ve seen 36% of the internet, and shed 16% of the tears…
You scored higher than 3% on experience
You scored higher than 1% on sadness