LOL INTARWEB

How well have YOU been around the internet?!

I got:

Old Hand
You’ve seen 61% of the internet, and shed 46% of the tears…

You’ve seen 77% of the internet, and shed 60% of the tears…

I love how I scored higher than 59% of the test takers in sadness >.>

Old Hand
You’ve seen 77% of the internet, and shed 46% of the tears…

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 47% on experience

You scored higher than 34% on sadness

You’ve seen 83% of the internet, and shed 63% of the tears…

Wow…

You’ve seen 65% of the internet, and shed 40% of the tears…

You scored higher than 18% on experience.
You scored higher than 21% on sadness.

Of course, I had to lie about my age by a year.

Colonel Kurtz
You’ve seen 87% of the internet, and shed 83% of the tears…

You’ve seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.

LOL so true. /b/ corrupted me D:

Average Netter

You’ve seen 50% of the internet, and shed 33% of the tears…

That’s enough for me. At least right now. :slight_smile:

You’ve seen 93% of the internet, and shed 81% of the tears…

I made it up though. 96 questions is too much! You could probably increase your score by 5 points in the time it takes to finish that test.

Old Hand
You’ve seen 76% of the internet, and shed 60% of the tears…

Man, I’m cool.

Colonel Kurtz
You’ve seen 92% of the internet, and shed 90% of the tears…

You scored higher than 90% on experience
You scored higher than 98% on sadness

61% of the internet, 40% of the tears.

I’m kinda surprised, actually. Guess that’s what happens when I’m warned beforehand.

Edit: Frame, please tell me you rigged that. :stuck_out_tongue:

Old Hand
You’ve seen 83% of the internet, and shed 63% of the tears…

Champion!
You’ve seen 88% of the internet, and shed 70% of the tears…

Congratulations! You’re the internet master. You’ve managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.

And don’t go any further! It’s dehumanizing from here on in. If you keep finding new and weird things online, you’ll become a burnt out husk of a human being. You’ll be left writing online tests to warn others away from the path you’ve come down. Be happy with what you know, and be happy that you don’t know any more.

Chin up, this is the best category to be in! You aced the quiz!!!

Old Hand
You’ve seen 79% of the internet, and shed 70% of the tears…

lol internet

Champion!
You’ve seen 86% of the internet, and shed 76% of the tears…

Yay?

76% 63%

EXP: 34%
SAD: 63%

Sadly, I did not rig my answers. Though I did answer a tenative yes to 2 questions since I remember the sites but can’t differentiate if they were the exact ones it mentioned.

Edit: Here is the 90+% comment.
I’ve seen horror… horror that you’ve seen.

You’ve seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.

You’ve probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven’t you?

The horror… the horror…

You’re a master of the internet. You do everything you can. That is, of course, without doing anything nasty.

You’ve managed to suck the maximum amount of good, clean fun out of this ol’ internet while staying clear of the junk. This is quite an accomplishment. You must be an outstanding citizen in society. We should look up to you.

We should… but we don’t.

You scored higher than 10% on experience
You scored higher than 5% on sadness

Is this good or bad?

Champion!
You’ve seen 93% of the internet, and shed 80% of the tears…

You scored higher than 95% on experience
You scored higher than 89% on sadness

Man. I didn’t even fake any questions :\

Champion!
You’ve seen 93% of the internet, and shed 80% of the tears…