I was put on this world for TWO purposes: To fuck hot girls and to enjoy FOOD. So I’m gonna make another food thread, because I’m bored, I can’t post porn, and to annoy BahamutXero with more pointless crap.
Anyway, I’m totally having chickenburgers tonight. They combine america’s staple poultry with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and dozens of the best condiments in the food UNIVERSE. Chickenburgers are totally orgasmic, they like, <font size=“5”><b><u><i>totally blow my MIND.</b></u></i></font> The only thing better is ACTUAL cheeseburgers, and maybe tacos!
I only eat chicken burgers plain, with cheese. i had two last weekend for the first time in like, years, and I shared your orgasmic experience. It was fantastic. I am eating chicken as I type this. I will wake up with feathers some day maybe, but I can’t give up my chicken.
Actual cheeseburgers? As opposed to what, like fake ass cheeseburgers?
I love chickenburgers Even though I’m not much for variety. Any kind of chicken is great, but the only thing that touches it, is bread and barbeque sauce. Damn straight, now THAT’S a fucking chicken burger, bitches.
Vicki’s living the high life. I don’t have the luxury of grilling everything I eat, so I just get the boxed ones, which are still pretty orgasmic. Grilled chicken is the BEST though. My god! I once had grilled teriyaki chicken at a Japanese restaurant, CHRIST! That was the first time I truly realized the difference a good chef can make.
I had the most bitchin ass sandwich today, at the Alpine Deli! it was turkey on wheat, with lettuce, tomoato, and mayo. and swiss cheese. deeeelicious! also got a couple Kinder Eggs, one had a sweet ass bi-plane. and the other was a teapot that walks.
Chicken burgers? They were really popular when I was in high school. There was a place called “Chick’n Burger” or something like that not far from the school, and all the popular kids hung out there at lunch and they all loved those things.
Supposedly they taste good with mayo on them. Hmm…
Speaking of Japanese food, I went to lunch with coworkers at a nearby Japanese restaurant. That place kicks so much ass. I’ve decided it will be my restaurant of choice for my invitation-only last-day lunch if or when I find other employment.