Linux Ketchup

Who wants some?

AH! BURN IT! SEND IT TO HELL!

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Ooooh, free ketchup. I’d get some if I didn’t hate ketchup (and all other sauces) with a passion.

It’s from Russia. It has to be a part of a plot by the Russian mafia: Everything from Russia is a part of a plot by the Russian mafia. It’s one of the rules of the universe.

Wertigon will mass import this, and Merlin will send out his henchmen to deal with this opposition.

nod, nod

In Russia, you no spread ketchup. Ketchup spread you.
(OH OH OH, DOUBLE MEANING!)