Whew, reading the Big Man has sure saved me. I’ll just tear apart my science teacher with shoddy research from a SINGLE, BIASED source next time I don’t do my homework, and she’ll find God and quit the quit the school.
Oh, and I know that GOD DOESN’T PLAY GAMES.
Well, Catholics like me KNOW we are worshiping Semiramis but we don’t say anything about it! If we did, the Pope would have our legs broke (he can do that you know, since the Vatican controls the world’s wealth, along with the Shriners who are at least half as powerful as the Freemasons).
The big daddy one is ridiculous. He tries to sound scientifical but his definitions are either wrong (i.e.: having muscles attached to a bone does not mean the bone cannot be vestigial), false (star and chemicals evolution have been proved), or show half-truths (there are many hominids from which full or nearly full skeletons have been found).
I’ve laughed at these many times, but this time I wonder, what sort of circumstances would produce a Jack Chick? Here’s my vision: He failed high school science. He tried to blame it on a hex from his level 3 cleric friend. His nun teacher made him go to confession for lying. Thereat he was molested. He attempted to find sanctuary at a liberal university, where he would be better understood, but he made no friends and was failing all his classes, so he joined a fundamentalist youth group. To win their friendship, he wrote pro-fundamentalist tracts with obscure pagan references that he remembered from his D&D days, such as Semirasis. The fundamentalist group used the Chick comics on its next proselytization run, told other fundamentalist groups all about the comics, and encouraged Chick to sell his work. So, Jack Chick became rich by being a failure at life.
I find that Catholic article so offensive. Every fucking year on campus a bunch of assholes like that come here and tell me I’m going to hell because I’m a Catholic. I fucking hate this country.
