Attention fellow RPGCers! I have a theory which, if correct, will revolutionize our very lives! You see, I have found (through painstaking research) that the majority of information related to video gaming is stored in the blood, not in the brain, as was previously thought. And I had a thought: Why not combine the blood of the world’s best gamers to change them into “Super Gamers?”
The theory is that combining the blood of these “first tier” gamers will create more powerful, more twitchy, more manic gamers! These will be called “second tier” gamers. For each additional person whose blood is combined, another “tier” is created! I have no idea what the highest tier is, but I speculate it is somewhere between 100 and 1000000.
This is where you come in! You brave “first tier” gamers who wish to donate your blood to my project, stand up and have your voices heard! We can meet on February 35, 2011, in my laboratory in Alaska. I still have to submit a proposal, you see, and this will take time! They call me mad, but I’ll show them! Come! For science!
Rhaka: You simple fool! you’re one of those who would call me mad, aren’t you? These so-called “skillz” are contained in your blood, you see! By merging the blood of gamers, I can merge their “skillz” as well! It is the very point of the project!
No, no. You will not ruin the blood! If you try and sabotage my project, I will feed you to the 17-headed dogs! As for the lesbianism, I DO get a few porno channels in the lab, so you all can enjoy that!
Hmm! I hadn’t expected any grrl gamers to sign up for this project! That shouldn’t cause any problems… I am not to be held liable for any sexual harassment, however. Even by me. Ahem… anyway! I should compose a list of those brave souls who have signed up! It will be… in the first post!