Yes, I’m 16.
Yes, I’m just now getting my learners permit.
Yes, I’m learning how to drive.
And never before have I ever witnessed anything so funny. I first get behind the wheel of my moms 2001 Nissan Maxima, and spend 15 minutes trying to figure out how to get the gear shift to, well, shift. Then I realize that I wasn’t pushing down the break - there we go, and we’re off to a grand start…
…right into a curb.
So now, my mother is cussing like a sailor inbetween breath sucking laughs.
Anyway, its pretty funny. I have got to be one of the worst drivers ever. I have no sense of speed at all, I can hardly tell when Im going just a bit too fast to turn, but after an hour or so I got the hang of that.
It’s interesting, because I’ve been in a car with a stoned driver, and it wasn’t until last week that I really broke down and started to get my permit and stuff. While I was doing so, I realized that there are always other people on the road that drive high, drunk, on cell phones, fucking with the cd player etc… and as I left the building with my shiny new card, and even moreso once I got behind the wheel, that I was in (partial) control of something very dangerous, and once I started moving around, I realized that it didn’t take very much to fuck up, and would probably only take a little bit more of a fuck up to kill somebody.
So to all you out there who haven’t started driving yet, dont fret it too much, but just take heed that driving isn’t all fun and giggles. It isn’t complicated, but it sure isn’t easy the first few months, and it’s sure as shit dangerous.
Just figured I’d throw that in there.