That’s it. You are SO on the List.
Can I be on the list too?
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Wait, what kinda list is this ;D?
<strike>Hey you #$%@,</strike> I think I speak for all the other countries. <strike>I don’t like you</strike> It seems that you don’t have enough proof that Uriel has the resources, neither human nor software, to attack <strike>the hellhole you call home</strike> RPGC. So, if you attack him <strike>and don’t share his bandwith with us so we can send porn spam</strike> without our consent, we will <strike>mob</strike> use all legal measures to stop you.
If you send Uriel porn spam, he’d either masturbate to it (if it’s gay porn) or bitch about it on someone else’s message board. Uriel is not just a threat to RPGC, he is a threat to all boards. The smartest thing to do would be to find the Uriel and detain him. We must stop the Uriel wherever we find him! God bless.
Theres an Uriel at the Penny Arcade forums. But, he hasn’t done anything stupid nor flaunted sexuality so its possible its a different Uriel.
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However, this is a mere possibility. I propose we invade the forums and take Gabe and Tycho hostage, demanding they let the UN (Uriel Neutralizers) perform an Uriel investigation.
EDIT: For the record, I am joking. I am NOT suggesting a real flood at all, and never would.
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I wanna see Uriels site… I haven’t before. 
Neb posted it in another thread about him. Or you can use the wayback machine on Nulani’s site, and you should get it.
Be sure to wear sunglasses.
Uriel is the name of an angel so it wouldn’t be too weird to see someone else doing it. Creepingly enough, according to my aunt, the angel Uriel is MY guardian angel :booster:
You are even more suspect of having ties with the hunted Uriel now!
gets up, swaying groggily
Yeeks…nasty stuff.
Now where was I…ah, yes.
HE’S COMING! SOUND THE ALARM! runs off screaming in the usual stupid manner
My response is: “Whatever, man. Just as long as I don’t get drafted.” :3
I am happy to say that I have never met this Uriel character. Because I’ve heard nothing good about him.
Oh rite!!! So That’s why Hyrruu what’s me to finish it.
BN
Does that Mean I’ll get all the cringing games when I jion.