We at the Department of Website Security have received new info regarding possible Uriel strikes against RPGClassics. Given this, I feel it necessary to raise the Uriel Alert to Tutti Fruity. Vice Secretary Merlin may comment on this in the future.
That’s only because we continue to make preemptive strikes on Uriel’s website.
We already know that Uriel’s website contains extensive hacking tools of high enough calibur to lay waste to an entire website.
We are also aware that Uriel’s website has been housing other webpages from our old nemesis, Mr. Saturn. There is a plethora of evidence showing long established ties between Uriel and Mr. Saturn going back a decade.
For that reason, a barrage of strikes on Uriel’s website have been launched. Many disagree with our aggressive methods, saying that Uriel has not yet shown evidence or outright declared the above claims; however, the last thing RPGClassics wants is to see that evidence in the form of a 404 at our beloved URL. Consequently, our assault is justified.
Current plans are underway to take Uriel’s website under our wing and reshape it in the form of a Pokemon shrine.
Uriel is an evil floutist and should be considered armed and extremely dangerous. For now he is content with long-range bombardment harassment, but could he be harboring deeper and more sinister motives? More at eleven.
In other news, are dogs smarter than we think they are? A recent twelve-day study confirms that no, they are not.
now, I’m not going to say that comments like those are the same sort that someone who wants an attack would say, but well, names Ren at the next Deptarment of Website Security <strike>witch hunt</strike> meeting
Never did anything? NEVER DID ANYTHING?! You sir are no better than your typical pinko Commie scum. Uriel THREATENED this site, and that is cause enough. I hope you see the errors of your ways before Al-Urqaeda strikes.