Jonah Falcon

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The man with (I think) the largest penis.
If you’re wondering how I found this, it was in an old issue of Rolling Stone magazine. Weird.

I’d link to the site, but they have a nude picture of him, so I’ll just paste the article itself that I scanned. There’s no nudity in the article I scanned, either.
(links, I mean)
Edit: No, I’m not doing this to compensate, dammit, nor is it because it’s about a penis. I just find it really interesting :
<a href=“http://steve.basicplus.net/images/MrBig1.gif”>Page 1</a>
<a href=“http://steve.basicplus.net/images/MrBig2.gif”>Page 2</a>
<a href=“http://steve.basicplus.net/images/MrBig3.gif”>Page 3</a>
<a href=“http://steve.basicplus.net/images/MrBig4.gif”>Page 4</a>
<a href=“http://steve.basicplus.net/images/MrBig5.gif”>Page 5</a>
<a href=“http://steve.basicplus.net/images/MrBig6.gif”>Page 6</a>

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PENIS ENVY.

Err…

Odd article. o.O

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While I think all men (well, at least not this guy) yearn to be bigger than they are. But I wouldn’t want to be 13.5 inches long. That’s way, way too long. I wouldn’t mind being like, 8 or something, but 13? Christ.

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Yeah, he goes over the problems of it in the article.

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That would physically hurt if he put it all in. I think he said he rarely used his dick during sex or something.

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An erection could give him a heart attack.

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Originally posted by Sorcerer
While I think all men (well, at least not this guy) yearn to be bigger than they are…

I’m actually content with my size. Eh. I guess people are different, or whatever. =p

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As with breasts, there’s such a thing as too big. I can see why it must be hell to live as that guy.

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that guy’s full of himself. He even says it himself, that his ego is just as big, if not bigger, than his member.

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YeaEFINATELY crossing a line somewhere.

I, too, am perfectly happy with what I’m packin’.

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That was pretty interesting to read.

I think the part that struck me the most was the last page, where Jeff Gomez wanted to offer him some work assistance and he kept doing things that basically screwed it up. That situation’s an interesting contradiction to one of the earlier parts, where he talks about how he wants to be take seriously for his writing and acting. In a way, I sort of pity this guy, but at the same time most of me is just saying whatever.

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only 13.5 inches? Xelos is 15… h-hundred!

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Originally posted by VickiMints
In a way, I sort of pity this guy, but at the same time most of me is just saying whatever.

I’ve read this article before, and I can say there is absolutely no way I’d pity the idiot. He just sits around and does nothing and whines about it, the jerkoff. =p

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Well, I’m content with mine because I don’t expect it to get any bigger (and if it does, well I’m just fine with that. The more the merrier). I feel sorry for him, because he has what so many want, yet it causes him so many problems.