… on groceries at a store near you!
Jesus Bananas, is there anything they can’t do?
:kissy:
Have you been chasing the [strike]mothball powder[/strike] dragon again?
Thats not Jesus, thats Ted Nugent! or Merc…
Jesus is a Vampire slaying mercenary for hire. =x
Helping you with a Smile.
-Jesus :booster:
:kissy:
You rock, Trilly. 
The last place I would look for god is on my banana.
It’s World Series of Poker celebrity, Chris “Jesus” Ferguson!
Buddy christ
Hail the holy banana and weird plastic statue.
Jesus saved me a ton on car insurance.
O_O white on the inside, yellow on the outside? Hmmm, not such a good reputation for teh savior…
I like banannas… they taste all… um… bananna-e… yup…
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yeah… I know, my post is :spam:
Trilli - Dogma!!!
Big Nutter
“Jesus answered, ‘The work of God is this: To believe in the one he has sent.’” – John 6:29
Jesus saves! He passes to Moses! He shoots! HE SCORES!
Yar wins for posting a ‘Jesus Saves’ joke I haven’t heard yet.
I love you.
If you eat the banana, would it be sacrilicious?
Nope. Just make sure you take the sticky Jesus-face and put it somewhere else, like on an apple, or car, or the middle of your forhead.
It is sacrilicious if you use the Banana for sexual actions.
:kissy:
So, lets say that I have been excommunicated, and I try to eat the banana, will the Catholics get all pissy with me, or will it be automatic reinstatement within the church? Either way, can I make a banana split out of it or does it only get eaten with the communion water/wine?
The Catholics can be quite annoying for a Cristian.
As a Cristian For Me, Labels don’t mean a thing expept 2 things, Cristian and “665a” (I am that Picky)
Big Nutter
I’m alomst there?