If you scroll down past the alphabetized part, its the Carbondale law.
I remember when this law was enacted… I never thought it would get international fame. Wow, I live in a town with a dumb law. Mind you all that this is a town of less than 50,000 people, so dumb laws are a little less common for me.
Here’s a strange one. Why are women allowed to walk topless in NYC but not allowed to wear body hugging clothes. Though for the most part, I’d rather see them topless 8p.
And that law must not get enforced too often. I saw thousands of women in Times Square wearing body hugging clothes. At a little place called MTV Studios. Which during a filming of TRL I stood behind Jessica Simpson fans with a sign that said : FUCK BUSH, NOT HELPLESS PRISONERS. I also stood behind a reporter holding the same sign while she was conducting an interview for a local news network.
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.
The sad truth is that my dumb law is in fact real, and it created a big stir when it was first enacted, and if anyone cared to look in a library here in Carbondale, Illinois, they could find the articles reflecting the commotion. As for the rest, I have no clue. But you really can’t stand on the 500 block in our little town. And I am proud that my humble town has made it onto the internet for something other than our University or the dinky tourism sites.
Being known for having a few dumb laws is probably better that being known the fattest, dumbest, drunkest, and (don’t know how else to put this one) most lacking of a sense of humor city.