Let us all have a moment of prayer for the retail workers of the world. Good freakin’ luck, guys.
black Friday? What’s that?
I hope all those retailers wore metal underwear 
The Friday after thanskgiving. The biggest shopping day of the year. All the big-name stores have huge sales, and thusly the places are always packed.
I heard that last year, some dude got trampled to death at a Wal-Mart.
Killer, intruder, homicidal man
If you see me coming run as fast as you can
Blood-thirsty demon who’s stalking the street
I hack up my victims like pieces of meat
Blood-thirsty demon, sinister fiend
Bludgeonous slaughter’s my evil deed
My hammer’s a cold piece of blood-lethal steel
I grin while you writhe with the pain that I deal
Swinging the hammer, I hack through their heads
Deviant defilers, you’re next to be dead
I unleash my hammer with sadistic intent
Pounding, surrounding, slamming through your head
Yeah!
Bodies convulse in agony, and pain
I mangle their face till no features remain
A blade for the butchering, I cut them to shreds
First take out the organs, then cut off the head
The remains of flesh now sop under my feet
One more bloody massacre, the murder’s complete
I seek to dismember, a sadist fiend
Bloodbath’s my way of getting clean
I lurk in the alley wait for the kill
I have no remorse for the blood that I spill
A merciless butcher who lives underground
I’m out to destroy and I will cut you down
I see you and I’m waiting for Black Friday
Turn me loose!
Killer, intruder, homicidal man
If you see me coming run as fast as you can
A blood-thirsty demon who’s stalking the street
I hack up my victims like pieces of meat
Blood-thirsty demon, sinister fiend
Bludgeonous slaughter’s my evil deed A merciless butcher who lives underground
I’m out to destroy you and I will cut you down
It’s Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall
Welcome to capitalism!
I wish that we had that here. I’d cream myself.
Have you ever been to a huge sale like that? I’m not sure what hell is like, but it can’t be much worse than Argentina’s “Christmas Rage”.
I don’t think I have. The closest was shopping at my favourite store when they had like 50-80% off. It was…so heavenly.
its like hell, all over-crowded. people fighting over merchandise, practically everything is thrown on the floor, and huge-ass discounts =)
…endless mobs, people being thrown ot the floor, easy-as-hell-to-steal merchandise, people sweating due to the average 35 C degrees… I think you get the point.
My parents went a few years back to one of those things. They’ve sworn it off ever since. Not worth it this year anyways.
Augh, I am so glad I worked after the morning sale; while still quite heavy, it wasn’t as bad then. Although all the sale prices were still up so we had like 846476542759249 returns.
Ahaha so glad I didn’t work today.
… plus this is Canada, we don’t have a real black friday. We have an grey thursday though.
:kissy:
How was it named that, GG? I just noticed that Chupon looks like he has an upside-down smilie face stuck up his ass. :chupon:
<a href=“–”> Pay attention to your history lessons.</a>
Edit: My bad, wrong link.
He has a face where his ass should be. He had it in FF6 and in FF7, where you could summon him as “Typoon.”
You obviously didn’t try to get anything from Canadian Tire last night. I was in line for an hour and a half to get a pressure washer. They had their big sale of the year last night.
Haha CT isn’t my shop of preference anyway…
Why isn’t retail dead yet?
I mean seriously, you can get the same stuff online, for less money, and way less hassle. >>;;